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“Hello! If you would like to leave a message for the administrator, please press ‘one’. If you would like to issue a complaint, please press ‘two’. If you need extra cash, please press ‘thre-”
Beep
“We at the ‘Community Hero’s Association’ offer many opportunities for extra cash. If you would like to hear a list of open positions, press ‘one’
Beep
“Today, your opportunities are: Super Villain.”
“That’s it?” Alex shook his head. “This was a stupid idea.”
“This will take care of all the money you need for the year.”
Alex stared at the phone. He shook his head. “Still…”
“You will be able to afford that laptop you wanted.”
“Shit.”
“Press ‘one’ to schedule an appointment to solidify the deal.”
Beep.