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fuck kisses i’ll spit on the brick before i throw it at you

Summary:

a newsies chatfic
everyone is a little shit
lots of cursing and meme references
will post more info later
made at 1:am
god help my sleep schedule and your because i know you’ve been reading for hours and the next chapter button be looking a little too good

Notes:

nyoom: Race
dignified twink: Davey
bad bitch: Katherine
gayass: Jack
sunshine: Crutchie
ginger ho: Finch
bertie the dinosaur: Albert
fetus: Les

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

haiiiii

before i get into the real first chapter

lemme get some character info ‘straight’

 

this is a college au, btw

 

Jack Kelly

bisexual
agender
half latino, half white
art major
19 years old
freshman in college
adhd
autistic
he/they/she

 

Davey Jacobs

gay
genderqueer
white/american (lmao imagine)
business major
19 years old
freshman in college
autistic
he/they

 

Antonio “Racetrack” Higgins

bisexual
genderfluid
italian
dance/acting major
18 years old
freshman in college
adhd
autistic
he/him/they/them/she/her/any

 

Patrick “Finch” Cortes

omnisexual
transgender
half russian, half american
medical major (surgeon)
18 years old
freshman in college
autistic
xey/xeyr/he/him/hey/them/it/its

Katherine Plumber-Pulitzer

polysexual
cisgender
half english, half american
journaling major
20 years old
sophomore in college
ADHD
she/her

Charlie “Crutchie” Morris

yes, he still has a crutch
aroace
demiboy
half irish, half american
18 years old
freshman in college
history major
they/he

Albert DaSilva

french
demisexual
bi-romantic
nonbinary
18 years old
law major
freshman in college
adhd
they/them/he/him

Les Jacobs

straight ally
10 years old
in fourth grade
wants to be a movie director
he/him

 

i might add/change more later, but this is it for now!

this is totally not just all of my headcanons

 

i probably will add more charcters to the fic