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Calculus (or the study of instantaneous rates of change and the summation of infinitely small factors to make a whole) by Delta_Pavonis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2026
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Given how and where and when Alastor grew up, he generally doesn't consider himself bad at math. There are all sorts of combinations of sums and division and multiplication he can do without the assistance of an adding machine. He first learned the skill while helping his maman scale up and down amounts in the kitchen. He encountered it again as he started to read music and transpose compositions between different keys for different instruments. Then he honed said skill keeping a close eye on what he should be earning for his hours of work versus what white men tried to pay him, not to mention how tips got allocated out amongst band members. So between cooking and music and money, he’s rather competent day-to-day.
In this particular instance, however, Alastor can admit that he has vastly miscalculated.
_____________Alastor and Lucifer engage in a fake relationship in an attempt to fuck with Vox. It doesn't exactly go as planned.