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  1. Barking dogs seldom bite (But these dogs do both) by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    After an accidental mating bite Phainon comes up with a fantastic (terrible) plan to just bring both of his friends with benefits together at the same time so that maybe, maybe in the heat of the situation either of them will allow him to regain his dignity.

    (Except he's just an idiot, they both really love him and are already excited they get to spoil him together :>)

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