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    a fill for the prompt “mattjay, classic somnophilia”

    “mmmthas’ good,” Matt sleep-mumbles, marble-mouthed. Jay bites his own bottom lip to keep from giggling. He’s really getting him good! Idiot! Moron! This is so perfect. This is so genius. Word of this will spread and MTV will surely come a-callin’, begging him to help them re-stage this epic prank on someone else on Jackass or Punk’d or something, and soon enough he’ll be the mastermind to get them a gig at the Rivoli. This is like cooking two birds with one spoon or whatever.

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