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okay i know everyone is so excited to read this (and/or goon to it) (no? just me? okay rough crowd) but i feel like this needs to be said
1) i have not watched the among us show. this is not based off the among us show. this is based off a server me and twin joined where we made out in comms instead of doing tasks and we got yaoi drawn of us. it was great 10/10 no regrets. also may or may not be influenced by fanart of nanaroon drawn by twin. i swear to god that was the most heavenly thing i’ve ever seen and i saw ango strip naked for his dommy mommy (me) so idk
if anyone cares, also, the events of this fic (minus a good majority of the beginning) are pretty much stolen from my original work (not on ao3) that i’m hoping to get published at some point. look out for ‘blood in the snow’ in your local dystopian section in like fucking 2 years idk haha never stop plugging
1.5) is anyone actually even fucking readibg this. i hope not actually. disclaimer above is for random ass people who stumble upon this and think “among us + random inside jokes i don’t understand? hell yes” and then get mad it’s not among us canon
2) there are like 300 characters in this and i will be referring to characters by both their in-game name AND their color. just so we (yes WE) are able to keep track here they are
charlie kirk - coral
caine - red
spammy - maroon (not to be confused with spamton, who is yellow) (my one true love btw) (i goon to spammy in nav) (real no clickbait)
mr lee - orange (may also be referred to as john)
tung tung tung sahur - tan
acexmaddy - banana (me. i will be referring to myself as ace here just for convenience but i might slip up so if you see a maddy anywhere and think to yourself ‘hey who the fuck is that’ it’s me i’m just really dumb okay)
spamton g. spamton - yellow
ango - green (i’m gooning rn)
jevil - blue
jax - purple
stomach book - pink
tralalero tralala - white
eugene talmadge - gray
mindless self indulgence - black
yes there are 16 characters, no i don’t care ALL of these were 100% necessary
i would put phm references but i think i would make them so uncanon it would piss off my eternal love (maroon? more like magoon amirite) so uhh not this chapter
maybe some other time when i actually read / watch phm because i looked it up because spammy kept talking about it and it sounds mega fucking interesting so idk phm update in like 3 years
3) i’m sorry if i mischaracterize you joey i wrote like half of the first chapter without thinking whether you would care about ts and then i got really self conscious and realized hey this looks really gay but it’s whatever ill be okay we ball
also i dont act like banana does i would never fucking act like that okay im not a dere tsun tsun dere i have a jello heart im not that mean i im not blushing i was just rushing and all that
okay bye why do i care this much about a fucking joke fic
those who know: pairy henis, boiiiiiii ts so pablo 😂😂😂😂, lalalala, mr seo boxing
okay i’m killing myself
nooo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy aha
the rope is in my closetOKAY uhh it’s starting good luck have fun i love you
edit #1: hey so we actually ended up dating uh holy skibidi dude. the yaoi has officially become canon. also i watched phm with spammy and it was great 10/10 no regrets watch / read it please
edit #2: STOP READING THIS PLEASE GO READ MY OTHER STUFF 🙏🙏 this should NOT have more hits than my other stuff 🥹🫰