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1. Kissing Solution by Donteatbatteries

   Fandoms: The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Nick Carraway/Jay Gatsby
   • Jay Gatsby
   • Nick Carraway
   • Meyer Wolfsheim
   • Domestic Boyfriends
   • Domestic Disputes
   • Consent Issues
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Touch Aversion
   • oral aversion
   • Philemaphobia
   • (that's the fear of kissing)
   • Nick hates kissing so much you guys
   • Nick Carraway Loves Jay Gatsby
   • Jay Gatsby Loves Nick Carraway
   • Autistic Nick Carraway
   • Autistic Jay Gatsby
   • Lack of Communication
   • Oblivious Jay Gatsby
   • Established Relationship
   • Developing Relationship
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Domestic Fluff
   • GUYS I PROMISE AFTER LIKE FIVE CHAPTERS OF HAVING ISSUES
   • THEY ARE SOOOOO IN LOVE AND WHOLESOME ITS SICKENING
   • this fic is literally just Nick not liking kissing but not wanting to talk about it and just aggressively making out with jay
   • and Jay being like "...this is weird and I'm a little worried about him but I don't wanna hurt his feelings and imply he's a bad kisser" a
   • they are so dumb
   • nick is going through hell and jay is like. trying to give him a hug
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • nick is so aware of homophobia and jay is not
   • Asexual Nick Carraway
   • Asexuality Spectrum
   • Asexuality
   • Asexual Relationship
   • I feel in my heart of hearts jay is also asexual
   • he's just literally never been bothered by it
   • Tea
   • Honey
   • Hot Chocolate
   • Comfort Food
   • Comfort Drinks
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Kissing
   • Gentle Kissing
   • No Smut
   • Also there's not like. any french kissing or anything
   • this is all closed mouth nick is just insane about it/
   • I thiiiiink they both have ptsd but that's not really related so I don't know if I should tag it
   • Men Crying
   • They're really mad at eachother for like two chapters so I wanna remind you guys they LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH. I PROMISE. I HAVE A VISION.
   • meyer wolfsheim literally only shows up for like two seconds I feel bad for putting him in the character tags
   • I repeat jay loves nick so much
   • Guys they're so lovely I promise they're just stupid
   • kissing solution is such a funny title to me you guys.
   • solution to a problem.
   • solution as in saliva
   • solution as in yummy cups of tea
   • the possibilities. endless.

   Summary

   Nick and Jay are finally together after a lot of pining and heartache, but now they gotta face their next hurdle-- kissing without getting weird about it.

   Direct sequel to the first two, but especially inaccurate conclusions-- more direct exploration of neurodivergence and asexuality in a committed relationship between these dorks. Alsoooooo perspective shifts each chapter we get the nick AND jay views, people.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Wet Cat Jay Gatsby

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   44,408

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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