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06.30 AM
Rafayel 🐟: Does anyone know where I put my favorite hoodie?
You 🐍: Which one? You have like 5 favorite hoodies
Rafayel 🐟: The one with a star on it. The one I drew with Xavier
Caleb 🐶: I think I saw it in the laundry once
Rafayel 🐟: When was that?
Caleb 🐶: 3 days ago
Sylus 🐦⬛: Have you asked Xavier?
Rafayel 🐟: He’s not answering his phone
You 🐍: He’s talking to Captain Jenna in the moment
You 🐍: Something about having a medical checkup or something
Zayne ⛄: Is he sick?
You 🐍: Not him. Captain Jenna has been getting more headaches than ever and she asked Xavier for suggestion
Rafayel: Why is she asking Xavier?
You 🐍: Probably because he has had lots of headaches before, though for completely different reasons than hers.
Xavier 🐰: Did anyone call me?
Rafayel 🐟: Yes. Do you know where my favorite hoodie is? The one we painted together
Xavier 🐰: It got burned
You 🐍: Called it
Rafayel 🐟: IT GOT BURNED?! HOW?
Xavier 🐰: I used it when I was trying to cook meat.
Sylus 🐦⬛: That explained the burned kitchen wall
Caleb 🐶: Oh, I remember that.
Caleb 🐶: I just got home from work and saw your face is covered in ashes and your clothes burned
Xavier 🐰: I was hungry
Sylus 🐦⬛: And you couldn’t wait for Caleb to come home?
Xavier 🐰: I had to teleport 30 times
Sylus 🐦⬛: Fair point
Zayne⛄: And I’m only hearing this now, Xavier?
Xavier 🐰: Ops, forgot to tell you
Zayne⛄: You will come to my office after I’m off shift
Rafayel 🐟: What about my hoodie!
Caleb 🐶: I’ll buy you another one, fishie
Rafayel 🐟: But it’s not the same!
Xavier 🐰: We’ll paint the hoodie together again
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03.00 PM
You 🐍: Anyone home yet?
Sylus 🐦⬛: I’m home, sweetie. What’s up?
You 🐍: Do we need more groceries? I heard they will increase the price today
Sylus 🐦⬛: Don’t worry about the price, sweetie.
Rafayel 🐟: Yeah, cutie. You have like 5 black cards in your pocket
You 🐍: I guess but like, I want to save up as much as I can
Rafayel 🐟: Ah,cutie, always so thoughtful
You 🐍: So, do we need more groceries or not?
Xavier 🐰: Yes. We need more meat
You 🐍: Aren’t you supposed to be getting a check-up with Zayne?
Xavier 🐰: I distracted him with sweets
Zayne⛄: You do know I’m in this group chat, right?
Xavier 🐰: Forget I said anything
Rafayel 🐟: Good luck, Xavie! Hope your ass will be in one piece
Zayne⛄: We’re in the hospital
Sylus 🐦⬛: That didn’t stop you from bending me over
Caleb 🐶: Or riding me
Zayne⛄: I hate all of you
Sylus 🐦⬛& Caleb 🐶: We love you too
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06.00 PM
Zayne⛄: Which one of you ate my last piece of cake?
Caleb 🐶: Ops, he’s angry
You: 🐍 It wasn’t me!
Rafayel 🐟: Not me either, I’m still in my studio
Zayne⛄: That doesn’t mean anything
Xavier 🐰: Which cake are we talking about?
Zayne⛄: There’s another cake?
Xavier 🐰: Sylus’s ass
You 🐍: Fact
Rafayel 🐟: Fact
Caleb 🐶: Fact
Sylus 🐦⬛: I’m right here, you know?
You 🐍: It’s okay, Sy. That just mean we love eating you out
Zayne⛄: We’re getting off topic
Zayne⛄: Who ate my cake?
Sylus 🐦⬛: The twins
Zayne⛄: …
Zayne⛄: How did they even know there was a cake?
Sylus 🐦⬛: I had them over while everyone was out to help me arrange my documents
Sylus 🐦⬛: Saw them ate the cake through Mephisto
Zayne⛄: …
Sylus 🐦⬛: I’ll buy you a new one after this, doctor.
Zayne⛄: Fine. Buy me the mint one
Sylus 🐦⬛: As you wish
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07.00 PM
You 🐍: Who used up my face masks?
Xavier 🐰: Rafayel used up the last ones for his paintings
Rafayel 🐟: Snitch!
You 🐍: Rafayel
Rafayel 🐟: Cutie! It was an emergency!
Rafayel 🐟: I didn’t have any perfect color and your face masks were the ones I could use to make paint!
You 🐍: You’re so dead
Rafayel 🐟: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Xavier 🐰: I told you it wasn’t a good idea
Rafayel 🐟: SHUT UP AND HELP ME!
Caleb 🐶: This is exactly why I never touched pipsqueak’s cosmetic
Zayne⛄: You used her serum this morning
Caleb 🐶: Zayne!
You 🐍: Caleb
Caleb 🐶: I only used a little! I was just curious!
Sylus 🐦⬛: By little he means his whole hand
Caleb: You’re supposed to be on my side in this Sy
Sylus 🐦⬛: I’m always on the winning side
Caleb 🐶: You little–wha! Pipsqueak wait!