Work Text:
- Benjy
- I got a notification from DHL saying my package was delivered
- Did you receive it?
- Georgie
- Yeah, it arrived during the race 💀
- Thanks, Benj
- You’re a lifesaver
- Benji
- Great
- I was worried someone had nicked your precious PG Tips
- Georgie
- Haha why?
- Parcel theft’s not really a thing here
- Benjy
- Cause some bloke named Franz signed for it
- Do you know him?
- Georgie
- Doesn’t ring any bells
- He’s probably one of the concierges
- They’re authorised to sign for things
- Benjy
- Hmm
- You should probably let management know then
- They’ve got someone dodgy on their staff
- Georgie
- What do you mean?
- Benjy
- Here's the proof of delivery
- Notice anything?
- Georgie
- The spacing’s a bit wonky?
- There's so much space between “shipment status” and “piece ID(s)”
- What's that about?
- Benjy
- Not THAT, you muppet
- Don't you recognise the signature?
- Georgie
- Oh
- Benjy
- Either your concierge is a world-class forger
- Or Max Verstappen is somehow signing for your packages using an alias
- Which one is it?
- Georgie
- I can’t believe my concierge is a world-class forger
- Benjy
- Georgie.
- Don't make me bring Cara into this
- Georgie
- Fine
- Max signed for my package
- Like I said, it was delivered during the race
- So obviously I wasn’t there to receive it
- Happy now?
- Benjy
- Not even close
- How on earth was MAX VERSTAPPEN able to sign for your package?
- Georgie
- Didn’t you watch the race?
- Benjy
- Of course I did!
- I watch all your races
- You know that
- Georgie
- Then you know that his car died on the first lap
- He didn’t stick around for the rest of it
- Benjy
- Yeah, I saw his interview
- He said he was going home since it was only 500 metres away 😂
- That still doesn’t answer my question, though
- Georgie
- Right
- Now open Google Maps
- And check the distance between the circuit and my building
- Benjy
- I forgot Monaco’s the size of a postage stamp
- (A really expensive one, mind)
- So you're neighbours?
- Georgie
- We're not just neighbours
- Benjy
- Ooh, you live in the same building?
- Georgie
- Now you’re getting it 👍
- Benjy
- OMG
- And he’s going through your mail???
- Georgie
- Spoke too soon 👎
- Benjy
- Is he trying to sabotage you?
- Can't say I'm surprised
- Red Bull’s having a mare this season
- No wonder they’ve resorted to psychological warfare 😠
- Georgie
- Christ on a bike
- No, Max isn’t sabotaging me
- Benjy
- Then why is he trying to steal your packages?
- Georgie
- HE’S NOT TRYING TO STEAL MY PACKAGES
- Benjy
- But why else would he sign for them?
- Georgie
- Didn’t you graduate with first-class honours???
- Benjy
- What's that got to do with anything?
- Georgie
- You seriously can’t think of a single legitimate reason why Max would sign for my packages?
- Benjy
- Don’t tell me you actually live together lol
- Georgie
- Okay
- I won’t tell you then
- Benjy
- WAIT WHAT
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
- WHAT’S GOING ON
- Georgie
- Sorry, got to go
- Plane’s about to take off
- Talk to you later! 😚
- Benjy
- “About to take off” my arse
- I have access to your calendar, remember?
- You don’t fly out til Thursday
- GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL
- DID YOU JUST TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
- I'M TELLING MUM
Georgie
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