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Sherlock Holmes was lying in this snowy area, about to
Hey, Emmett? What are you doing all the way up there? And where’s the Sherlock-o-motive? And why’s this text so small?
I’m down here, Sherlock! We’ve been reduced to text! We’re in the online era, but I don’t see Miss Files or Dr. Watson anywhere!
AS I WAS TYPING, Sherlock Holmes was lying in this snowy area, about to
John? John? Where are you? I feel all flat!
I see it as an improvement.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Sorry about that Miss Files, But now we have Mr. Holmes and You, but where’s Dr. Wats
STOP INTERRUPTING MY FANFIC! YOUR SUPPOSED TO STAY AND DO YOUR YOUR ROLES WHEN ASKED YOU PESTS!!! YOUR TEXT ON A SCREEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! AKEBDJXIE DXISMSNXJFIRJBDSGXUISEBDBIXKDEBBBBDIXISJDKXOBBHWISIXJEUEYCXHNNNSIZISHEGSVSXUZISJSNAIIXBSUUUUSVSC
I wish I knew how to drive… HOLMES! EMMETT! MISS FILES! Quickly, I got the Sherlock-o-motive out of this thing called the “notes” section!
But how do we get out of here without that thing seeing us?
What if we ride the words?
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