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  1. Margarita Matchmaking by for theravenclawscribe

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Jun 2026

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    “I know a muggle Mexican restaurant that makes fantastic margaritas,” she said, looking up from the case file she had been finalizing. “They’re really quite deadly. And the guacamole is delicious.”

    Across from Hermione, her partner, Draco Malfoy, ended a conversation with Dean so that he could spin around in his chair and look at her. His silver eyes narrowed as they caught her own. “What’s a guacamole? And, while we’re at it, what on Merlin’s green earth is a margarita?”

    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Ron crowed as he lobbed a miniature basketball toward the small hoop hanging above the filing cabinets. “You’ve never had a margarita, Malfoy? I thought you grew up in Wiltshire, not under a rock. Oh, we’re definitely getting margaritas now.”

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    Hermione and Draco get drunk on margaritas. Feelings ensue.

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