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[Yuui Fukuhara created a group chat]
[Yuu Fukuhara added 24 people]
[Yuui Fukuhara renamed group chat to “Hell on Earth”]
[Riddle Rosehearts] Yuui, what is the meaning of this?
[Riddle Rosehearts] It is also 2 AM, why are you still awake
[Yuui Fukuhara] Ik Ik I was just bored
[Yuui Fukuhara] god forbid a person have hobbies 😔
[Leona Kingscholar] I agree with riddle
[Leona Kingscholar] some of us actually value sleep
[Yuui Fukuhara] your all bullying me :c
[Ace Trappola] vro what is this the loud ahh notifications woke me up 💔
[Yuui Fukuhara] anyways let’s do a headcount
[Yuui Fukuhara] if you are currently awake and reading these messages(excluding those who have already texted in here) say hi :3
[Cater Diamond] hi guys 🫶🫶🫶🫶
[Lilia Vanrouge] Hello everybody, I hope you’re all having a pleasant night
[Floyd Leech] hiii 👋👋👋👋🤑👋👋👋👋
[Ruggie Bucchi] sup
[Kane Prox] I am awake as well
[Epel Felmeir] hii‼️‼️
[Vil Schoenheit] Epel, your sleep schedule is very important. Why are you awake.
[Epel Felmeir] 😰
[Epel Felmeir] wait ur awake rn, hypocrite
[Vil Schoenheit] no, I was actually sleeping peacefully until you texted
[Vil Schoenheit] I have a sense for when you are breaking the rules that I have set in place for you.
[Vil Schoenheit] @Rook Hunt go find him, I am going back to sleep
[Rook Hunt] Oui, Roi du Poison ☺️
[Canthus Rose] rip Epel 😭
[Kalim Al Asim] this looks like fun!!!
[Idia Shroud] wow so you all just have horrible sleep schedules huh
[Ace Trappola] you CANNOT be talking
[Yuui Fukuhara] ok so this seems like everyone who’s awake rn
[Yuui Fukuhara] and now I’m bored again
[Yuui Fukuhara] :)
[Yuui Fukuhara changed 25 names]
[has beef with a 6 year old] Yuui why would you do this it’s too late for your bullshit
[has beef with a 6 year old] HERBIVORE ONCE I FIND YOU, YOU ARE DEAD
[has beef with a 6 year old] WHY IS THAT MY NAME
[retired horror movie protagonist] like I said I was bored :)
[emotionally unintelligent] dude your name is concerning 🥀
[emotionally unintelligent] ykw I’m not even surprised by mine 😒
[number #1 tart enjoyer] Ace is that you???
[retired horror movie protagonist] WHY DID YOU GUESS OT WAS ME IMMEDIATELY
[retired horror movie protagonist] IM NOT EVEN THAT EMOTIONALLY UNINTELLIGENT YUUI IS JUST A JERK
{[jumpscares freshmen when he forgets to take his human meds] replying to “[number #1 tart enjoyer] Ace???”} Gpldfishieeeee 😁😁😁😁😁⁉️😁😁⁉️
[number #1 tart enjoyer] oh sevens why now
[jumpscares freshmen when he forgets to take his human meds] hi goldfishieeeeeee 😁
[not allowed near the kitchens anymore] ohhh I wonder what my name is!
[would do unspeakable things to get magicam followers] Lilia❓❓❓
[OLD] I’m afraid that is not me
[unironically eats dandelions] damn that’s actually surprising
[unironically eats dandelions] …
[unironically eats dandelions] THAT WAS ONE TIME
[retired horror movie protagonist] I know it’s just funny to remind you （＾ω＾）
[actively harassed by a royal family] alright everyone please go to sleep, we all have classes tomorrow
[actively harassed by a royal family] this is Kane by the way, since my name is not very easy to figure out
[worlds worst sleep schedule] acting like your not going to stay up too lmao
[actively harassed by a royal family] put down the phone, Idia, or I will wake Ortho up and have him force you to go to your classes in person tomorrow
[worlds worst sleep schedule] 😭😭😭
[worlds worst sleep schedule is offline]
[actively harassed by a royal family] now that situation has been dealt with please heed my former advice.
[would do unspeakable things to get magicam followers] threatening your upperclassmen and calling it a ‘situation’ is #crazy
[number #1 tart enjoyer] anyways I agree with Kane, we all need to go to sleep
[number #1 tart enjoyer] well, I can’t force most of you to sleep but if you’re in my dorm and you aren’t getting off your phone this instant it’s off with your heads in the morning
[emotionally unintelligent] buzzkill 😔
[started sobbing when his favorite flower wilted] goodnight, I’ll see you all in the morning <3
[would do unspeakable things to get magicam followers] gn everyone 👋
[three users are offline]