Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warnings:
Category:
Fandom:
Relationship:
Characters:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:
2026-06-16
Updated:
2026-06-27
Words:
1,338
Chapters:
2/?
Comments:
1
Kudos:
6
Hits:
28

from all that spinning round

Summary:

Ocean had been diagnosed with vasovagal syncope .

She then studied it so much, so she could hide it,of course or as penny would say 'duh'.

 

Welcome, welcome!!

Is this thing on? Mic check, one two!

Ahem.. welcome, new members As you all know, you are the st cassian chamber choir
Please, make sure to close your lockers, and let's all have a wonderful year!

You will be able to look forward to:
•ocean being ocean
•Lesbians
•Background nischa
•A gc chapter
•Kiss
•Annoying bitches

And dear choir?
Please,take care.

 

Updated when I can

Notes:

So I thought of this after I learned that it is NOT normal to feel like you are going to faint half the time.

And then did a tiny bit of research.

And vasovagal syncope was a top result.

 

And it fits what I feel.

 

yay,so right now i am bringing it up to my mother as I HAVE fainted and almost fainted to try to get diagnosed!I

 

Fun

 

So suming it up

Chapter 1: ocean's running on, running on fumes now , Oceans totally fried!

Summary:

Ocean had been diagnosed with vasovagal syncope .

She then studied it so much, so she could hide it,of course or as penny would say 'duh'.

 

Welcome, welcome!!

Is this thing on? Mic check, one two!

Ahem.. welcome, new members As you all know, you are the st cassian chamber choir
Please, make sure to close your lockers, and let's all have a wonderful year!

You will be able to look forward to:
•ocean being ocean
•Lesbians
•Background nischa
•A gc chapter
•Kiss
•Annoying bitches

And dear choir?
Please,take care.

 

Updated when I can

Chapter Text

Ocean had been diagnosed with vasovagal syncope .

She then studied it so much, so she could hide it,of course or as penny would say 'duh'.

So that was a bad idea.

 

Because there she was in class about to faint.

 

No,no,no

NO!

 

She can't faint.

 

She's supposed to be perfect.

 

But as everything went blurry she new it was too late.

and So then she fell to the ground.
---
GC
---

 

BADEGGS #1 FAN: ocean collapsed in class
Conniee!!: WHAT
PENNY: WHAT
RICKY: WHAT HAPPENED
BADEGGS #1 FAN: she just fainted
BADEGG: [video.mp4]
Penn: MISCHA WHY DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO
BADEGG: I was recording Noel because he got answer wrong
BADEGGS #1 FAN: THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE RIGHT NOW
BADEGG: [video.mp4]
BADEGG: [video.mp4]
BADEGG: [video.mp4]
Conniee!!: STOP SENDING VIDEOS
Penn: IS SHE OKAY
BADEGGS #1 FAN: yes
BADEGGS #1 FAN: i think
Penn: YOU THINK???
BADEGG: She wake up
Penn: THANK GOD
BADEGG: Then she said
BADEGG: "oh for the love of god"
Conniee!!: THAT'S SO OCEAN
RICKY: sounds like her
BADEGGS #1 FAN: there were literally paramedics asking questions and she was apologizing for causing a disruption
Conniee!!: 😭
BADEGG: she also tried stand up
BADEGGS #1 FAN: SHE WAS ON THE FLOOR
BADEGG: she said and I quote
Conniee!!: "I have homework"
Conniee!!: OCEAN NO
Penn: WHERE IS SHE
BADEGGS #1 FAN: nurse office
Penn: on my way
BADEGGS #1 FAN: penny
BADEGGS #1 FAN: class
Penn: not my problem
Conniee!!: NOT HER PROBLEM
BADEGG: NOT HER PROBLEM
RICKY: not her problem
BADEGGS #1 FAN: you people are impossible
Ocean:Finally we agree.

Penn:OCEAN!!!!