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    Nicole called her at three in the morning that night. Jecka woke up to the incessant sound of her ringtone. She answered blearily. Her throat was dry, and her tongue felt like sandpaper.

    “So,” said Nicole, and the thin, agonised pinch of her voice immediately had Jecka sitting up in bed. “I did something stupid.”

    “What?” Jecka was already hurrying to her closet. “Okay, look. How stupid are we talking?”

    “ER stupid.” She could hear Nicole breathing shallowly over the phone. “I, uh, I think I broke all of my fingers. And my thumbs. Are thumbs considered fingers?”

    “What?”

    “Caught them in my car door.”

    - - -

    Okay, here’s a joke. What do you call a lesbian who’s broken all of her fingers?

    (This is rhetorical. Don’t answer.)

    A bottom, of course!

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