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Bucky Barnes has created a new chat
Bucky Barnes has added Yelena Belova; Bob Reynolds; Ava Starr; Alexei Shostakov; John Walker to new chat
Bucky Barnes has renamed the chat Thunderbolts
Bucky Barnes: Hey everyone.
Bucky Barnes: I thought we should make a group chat so we can contact each other easily, especially if we’re separated or there’s an emergency or something.
Bob Reynolds: hello!
Ava Starr: wow u really are 100000 years old why tf do u text like that
Bucky Barnes: I’m 109.
Yelena Belova: That’s rly not much better
Yelena Belova: And why have you full government named us lmao
Bob Reynolds: yeah lol
Bob Reynolds: I didn’t think u even knew my last name
Bucky Barnes: This is a work chat. It’s a formal environment.
John Walker: Yeah cause we’re such professionals
Ava Starr: we’re literally the budget avengers bucky
Bucky Barnes: Ok geez sorry for trying to make us seem like an actual team or something.
Bucky Barnes: Just because people hate us doesn’t mean we can’t at least pretend we’re legitimate.
Yelena Belova: Ew it’s so weird seeing everyone’s long ass names hold on
Yelena Belova has changed Yelena Belova to yelena
yelena has changed Bob Reynolds to bob
yelena has changed Ava Starr to ava
yelena has changed Alexei Shostakov to Alexei
yelena has changed Bucky Barnes to bucky
yelena has changed John Walker to walker
walker: Ok
walker: Feels kind of targeted that mine’s the only last name
yelena: Good it was meant to be
walker: Woah????????
Alexei: HELLO MY FRIENDS , I AM HAPPY TO BE IN GROUP CHAT WITH YOU ALL!
walker: Jesus christ
yelena: Dad, I’ve told you so so SO many times you only need to press the capslock button once
Alexei: I AM SORRY YELENA .! I DO NOT KNOW HOW TOO TURN OFFF
bob: i mean
bob: this is just kind of how he talks irl
ava: true
yelena: Good point actually
bucky: What does “irl” mean?
ava: LMAO bros the oldest man ever
yelena: HAHAHA
bucky: Wow, real creative Ava.
bucky: It’s not like I’ve heard that before.
bob: irl means “in real life” bucky!! like offline!!
bucky: Thank you, Bob.
bucky: It’s good to know there’s someone on the team who’s willing to actually help.
ava: bros got jokes 💀
bob: no worries :)
Alexei: WINTER SOLDIERR!
Alexei: IT IS OK TO BE OLDER MAN ,. I TO AM ALSO NOT YOUNGER LIKE REST OF TEAM
Alexei: WE ARE LIKE TWO LITTLE SUPERSOLDIER PEAS IN POD TOGTHER .!
walker: Yeah Bucky, you and Alexei are like two little peas in a pod together
ava: aw
ava: it’s like catching a glimpse into a nursing home
yelena: LMAOOO
bucky: I miss being in cryofreeze.