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Mike is not a creep. He’s not. It’s not his fault that Max claimed the bigger bedroom of their new apartment so quickly, so he had to take the smaller one in the back. And it’s not his fault that the tiny window in said bedroom’s only view is of the apartment across the alley from him. And it’s definitely not his fault that the guy living in said apartment is … unspeakably attractive. Horrifically so. Like, truly, life-ruiningly attractive.
In his defence, though Max has been trying to make fun of him, she’s down just as bad for the guy’s sister (Mike decides not to imagine how, if by some miracle the pair of them manage to pull, they’d be siblings-in-law, because ew), so she can’t be talking.