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Judelow wakes up and felt like there was a 100KG (220 pounds) weight of people on him. Judelow looks down and sees not one, not two and not three but five Sharpnesses cuddling him. "what the hell is this?! Why are there 5 Sharpnesses!?" Judelow eyes widen and is now fully awake.
Judelow then tries to get the Sharpnesses off of him and sits up on the bed as the Sharpnesses wakes up and looks at each other then at Judelow. "what's wrong Judey? Didn't you always wanted this to be real?" The Sharpness laying his head on Judelow's stomach asked and smiles.
Judelow gets flustered. "Like hell I wanted this to be real! Why would I want 5 Sharpnesses?!"
"But you still love us don't you?" The Sharpness hugging Judelow's waist pouts and looks at Judelow with puppy eyes.
Judelow stammers and tries to say something but he couldn't handle the cuteness. "I-I do...but I want my Sharpness...so which one of you guys are the real one?"
The Sharpnesses looks at each other and starts to argue on who the real one is. Judelow then starts to get annoyed at the yelling. "Okay! Everyone be quiet!" Judelow said angrily and the Sharpnesses stops.
Judelow tells them to get in line as he starts to assign them a name, like "Sharpness 1" "Sharpness 2" and so on.
The door of Judelow's room opens and Parker walks in as he freezes and drops the potions he was holding as they hit the ground and break. "What in the nightmare fuel is this?! Why are there 5 Sharpnesses??"
"Oh hey Parker, I was just trying to figure that out." Judelow smiles and Parker slowly step over the broken glass and potion effects to stand next to Judelow.
"So care to explain why there are 5 of you?"
"Uhmm..there was a potion accident...and the effect last for 24 hours..." Sharpness 4 answers embarrassed.
Judelow sighs and runs his hand down his face. "First it was the cat accident and now this? Seriously, how clumsy are your hands.."
Parker then whispers something in Judelow's ear and leaves Judelow's room as he carefully avoids the broken glass and potion effects.
"Soo uhh...mind helping me clean the mess?" Judelow asked and the Sharpnesses eyes lights up.
"Are there any rewards?" "I want a kiss!" "I'll be the one cleaning the mess and getting that kiss!" "no I am!" the Sharpnesses argues while Sharpness 1 stays silent and cleans the mess.
Judelow smiles slightly and gives a 5 seconds kiss on Sharpness 1 lips. The other Sharpnesses turns their head and looks at Sharpness 1 angrily and filled with jealousy. Sharpness 1 looks at them as he smirks and licks his lips teasingly.
Sharpness 3 pulls out his sword, ready to kill Sharpness 1 but Judelow quickly stopped him. "Hey! Put that sword away, I'll kick you all out of you start a fight!" Judelow said angrily.
Sharpness 3 scoffs and puts his sword away. Judelow then notices all the Sharpnesses had different traits. Like Sharpness 1 is quiet and calculating and likes to tease others.
Sharpness 2 is more beautiful, tall and stronger.
Sharpness 3 is easily annoyed, jealous and protective.
Sharpness 4 is smart but also get easily jealous.
While Sharpness 5 hadn't done anything expect for that argument just now.
"Sharpness 5, you're awfully silent. Do you want to do anything?" Judelow tilted his head and Sharpness 5 looks at Judelow and smiles.
"me? Well.. If you want me to kill the other Sharpness, I'll do it for you, my beautiful bunny~" Sharpness 5 pupils turns into a heart shape for a second but Judelow shakes his head and thinks he was seeing thing.
"oh great...a yandere Sharpness..." Judelow thinks and sighs. "N-no thank you Sharpness 5.."
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Judelow walked around the server and notices other members either gave Judelow a confused look or others would run away because there was 5 Sharpnesses around Judelow.
"You guys seriously didn't have to follow me..." Judelow groans and he was suddenly picked up by Sharpness 2.
"But you might get hurt..." Sharpness 2 pouts and Judelow blushes.
"Alright, alright! Put me down!" Judelow struggles to escape Sharpness 2 grips but gave up. Sharpness 3 secretly glared at Sharpness 2 holding Judelow as he was about to draw his sword, Tai and N00b came over. Sharpness 3 then decided not draw his sword out.
"Heeey Jude and...Sharpness..?" Tai stops and looks at the 5 Sharpnesses. "why are there 5.. Sharpness? Did I miss something? Did you get pregnant and Sharpness genes were too strong?!" Tai gasp and was quickly smack by N00b.
"Dude...don't go saying weird things out of nowhere like that...keep your weird dreams to yourself..." N00b said a bit annoyed because he was tired of Tai always talking about Sharplow when he was with him.
"Alright I'm sorry..." Tai frowns and rubs his head. "But seriously, why are there 4 more Sharpness?"
"Oh..potion accident...again..." Judelow rolls his eyes as he lay comfortably on Sharpness 2 arms.
"You sure look comfortable, can you see the spawn from there?" Tai laughs when a sword suddenly swings in his view. Tai quickly jumps back and sees Sharpness 5 getting ready to attack again.
"Dude! Calm that Sharpness now! I was just joking, chill man!" Tai gritted his teeth.
"you should've shut that mouth of yours man." N00b chuckles when Sharpness 5 attacks N00b as well. N00b quickly dodges and pulls out his sword. "Now what did I do?!"
"You're just too annoying...." Sharpness 5 said when he was suddenly stopped by Judelow's voice.
"Put the sword away..now..." Sharpness 5 then puts his sword away but was still glaring at Tai and N00b who was now walking away.
"and you can put me down now..." Sharpness 2 puts Judelow down and Judelow sits on a nearby rock as he looks at the Sharpness who were surprisingly lined up. "I need materials for my trap, whoever gets me the most materials in 10 minutes gets a 10 seconds kiss from me." Judelow smiles and as he blinks, the Sharpnesses was already gone.
[10 minutes later]
Sharpness 1 was the first to come back with 4 shulkers of items for probably 5 traps and the others also came back shortly after.
The other three had either 2-3 shulkers of items while Sharpness 5 was covered in blood. Judelow looks at Sharpness 5 and felt a chill ran down his spine.
"Looks like Sharpness 1 is the winner!" Sharpness 1 smirks and the others gets jealous as Sharpness 1 walks over to Judelow and leans down to kiss Judelow.
The 10 seconds felt like heaven to Sharpness 1 while the 10 seconds felt like torture because they stayed and watched the kiss. Sharpness 3 was getting incredibly more jealous and angry but couldn't do anything about it.
After that, Judelow spent the entire day building traps or talking to Parker who had came back from a court case while the Sharpnesses talked to each other or protected Judelow from players.
It was now 10 pm and Judelow was laying against the headboard of his bed while the Sharpnesses were taking all the spaces on the queen size bed. "Guys seriously...you're taking up too much space! I can't feel my body especially my legs!" Judelow whines while Sharpness 4 chuckles slightly and nuzzles his face into Judelow's stomach.
Sharpness 3 sees this and pushes Sharpness 4 face away from Judelow’s stomach. "He's mine bitch..." Sharpness 3 growls
Sharpness 4 glares at Sharpness 3 and was about to start a fight but was stopped by Judelow. "Start a fight and I'll kick you guys out of the bed...." They both stopped and Sharpness 4 decided to rest his head on Judelow's thigh.
Judelow's sighs and looks up at the ceiling "2 more hours and I'll finally have my real Sharpness...this is going to be torture..." Judelow thinks and sees Sharpness 5 nuzzling his face into his chest. Judelow smiles softly and rubs Sharpness 5 hair.
"You guys are acting like kids..." Sharpness 1 said and Sharpness 3 gets annoyed. "Says the one who got 5 kisses today!"
"I'm just too awesome and you guys are just losers." Sharpness 1 grins.
The 2 hours felt like torture to Judelow because he listened to the Sharpnesses stupid arguments and nagging as the effects wears off and the 4 Sharpnesses disappears. Judelow opens his eyes and sees one Sharpness pouting and looked like he was about to cry.
"which Sharpness was you?" Judelow laughs slightly as he sat up and gently wipes the unshead tears off of Sharpness face.
"I was Sharpness 3..how could you not know!" Sharpness whines.
"How was I supposed to know?!" Judelow sighs and kisses Sharpness's cheek. "though..i wished you were Sharpness 2..." Judelow mumbled and Sharpness heard it as he starts to cry.
"What?!!! You wanted him and not the real me?! How could you!!" Sharpness whines loudly. Judelow ears goes flat on his head as he tries to comfort Sharpness.
"I was just joking! Please stop crying!!" Judelow struggles as he tries to think about a plan.
Sharpness continues to cry when he felt Judelow's hand behind his neck as he was pressed down on Judelow's chest. Sharpness stops and looks at Judelow who's face was flushed red.
"Calm down please...let's just go to sleep..." Judelow mumbled and Sharpness wipes his tears away as he wraps his arms around Judelow's body.
"Okay...but don't you dare dream about the other Sharpness..." Sharpness glares at Judelow. Judelow laughs and pats Sharpness head.
"Haha....alright...good night Sharpy..."
"Good night bunny..." Sharpness mumbled and they both fall asleep.