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1. Operation Fire Cobra Claw by Rilan

   Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Garrus Vakarian
   • Grunt (Mass Effect)
   • A Few Underpaid and Over Worked C-Sec Officers
   • Armando-Owen Bailey
   • Citadel DLC
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Irresponsible Use of Spectre Authority
   • Unreasonably Spicy Noodles
   • C-Sec
   • Are there fish in the Presidium lake?
   • the noodle incident
   • Alcohol
   • writing and art

   Summary

   Garrus had planned it – it was perfect. They served dextro and amino friendly foods, he had managed to sweet talk his way to the front of the substantial wait list for Shepard (okay name dropping Shepard), and no one was going to bother them.

   Turns out someone did bother Shepard, and Shepard? Well…there was a Shepard shaped hole in the floor and a minor water leak. Very minor.

   Now Garrus must plan another date night for Shepard but they seem to be on the tail on some shenanigans involving a krogan, a flaming C-Sec cop car, and a noodle incident....

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