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1. SAVE US, SIRIUS! - S1.E1 - Hope's Southern Kitchen by AlwaysPining

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • James Potter
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Moony's Midlife Crisis Fest 2026
   • Remus Lupin is Pathetic
   • Restaurant Owner Remus Lupin
   • Chef Sirius Black
   • Famous Sirius Black
   • Inspired by Kitchen Nightmares
   • American Remus Lupin
   • Fast Burn
   • love at first 'it's fucking raw'
   • Crush at First Sight
   • Atlanta
   • that's the setting
   • Reality TV
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Muggle Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Non-Magical
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Loss of Parent(s)
   • Hope Lupin Dies
   • Good Parent Hope Lupin
   • complicated parent lyall lupin
   • Tattooed Sirius Black
   • Minor James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
   • Older Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • late 30s and early 40s
   • Happy Ending
   • Getting Together
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Sexual Content
   • Food as a Metaphor for Love
   • Alternate Universe - Restaurant

   Summary

   "You ate this," the revulsion is palpable in Sirius’s voice, "last night?"

   Remus nods again, a little dumb.

   "It's fucking raw," Sirius gives the camera his signature line, voice steady and condemning.

   After the sudden death of his mother, Remus is left in charge of his family's highly successful restaurant, despite harboring a private resentment for the business, the food, and the fact that humans need to eat daily at all.

   Things are going poorly. Enter famous, foul-mouthed reality TV chef Sirius Black and his brand-new TV show, Save Us, Sirius!

   or, Prompt #65 for Moony's Midlife Crisis Fest 2026: Sirius is Gordon Ramsey. Remus is a restaurant owner who is on Kitchen Nightmares.

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