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One day, whilst everyone was on the couches. Zooble and Gangle were on the red couch, talking (scissoring) to eachother. Ragatha and Pomni were sitting on the blue couch. Pomni was led down, her head on Ragatha’s lap.
Since Pomni didn't take up that much space on the couch, Jax was sitting next to them. Well, she was sitting on the armrest.
Kinger was sat on the green couch, admiring his insect collection.
And then, the air began to feel different. Some swirling glitter stuff and then an infamous pop. Caine.
“WELL WELL WELL, MY LITTLE SICKLY KITTENS!” His voice echoed off the circus walls.
Zooble rolled their eyes, leaning back against the couch (like the back of it idk) “What do you want, Caine?”
“A LITTLE BIRDY-.. Pomni, TOLD ME THAT JAX IS NOW A GIRL! SO TODAY, I'VE PLANNED A VERY… special adventure.”
Jax eyes widened, her expression one of complete terror. “Wait, NO-”
She then felt it. The most agonising pain she'd ever felt, like her insides were being ripped apart. Well, they were.
She tucked her knees up to her chest, kind of like.. rolling side to side. Everyone stared at her with complete confusion, before one person (Pomni), realised. She started laughing.
“THIS ISN'T SOMETHING TO BE LAUGHING ABOUT! I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOUUU- ffff[BOING]k..” Jax cried, giving up and kind of just like spilling out on the couch, staring at the ceiling.
“Wh-whats wrong with her..? Is she having a mental breakdown..?” Gangle whispered to Zooble, who locked eyes with Pomni and understood. They laughed, before whispering back to Gangle.
“She got her period. Caine gave her period cramps.”
For once, Gangle’s comedy mask didn't break. “Caine did… what?”
“WELL, IT IS MY DUTY TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF EVERYONE IN MY CIRCUS! AND I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS HOW TO BE SURPORTIVE OF JAX!”
“SHUT THE F[BOING]K UPPPPP!!!” Jax screamed at Caine, clutching her stomach.
(jax is a self insert in this fic btw ✌️ estrogen will save her ❤️)