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No one else knows how tender Zoidberg’s ink glands get after an ink-spraying episode. No one else knows how Hubert craves the sensation of tentacles massaging soothing cream between his cheeks whenever his hemorrhoids flare up. No one else knows that despite having his heart removed several decades ago, Hubert is by no means heartless, and Zoidberg no longer has three hearts to speak of. (You do the math.)
So when he’s freshly molted—all wide-eyed, petal-pink, and achingly sensitive—Hubert knows exactly what to do. He throws together a suicide mission—ahem, he means “normal delivery”—in record time, and promptly sends the crew (sans Zoidberg) to
their deathssee it through.Or: Hubert loves it when Johnny molts—and he is never afraid to show him just how much.