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    Naruto thought college would be a fresh start. A new city, new friends, and his first real chance at freedom.

    Enter Sasuke Uchiha: Naruto's former childhood rival and the most pretentious douchebag in the world.

    Forced into a sadistic arrangement no one asked for, the two boys find themselves sharing a dorm, a kitchen, and war-waging degrees of mutual resentment.

    And unfortunately for everyone involved, neither of them knows how to back down from a fight.

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    His gaze lasered in on a photograph. Then another. And another. 

    The same blonde-haired idiot grinned back at him from every single one.

    Sasuke felt his blood pressure spike to a medically concerning degree as the recognition hit him like a sack of bricks. 

    No.

    Absolutely not.

    The universe couldn’t possibly hate him that much.

    For one brief, desperate second, he considered the possibility that Uzumaki had simply wandered into the wrong apartment and decorated an entire bedroom by accident.

    Then he heard the front door open.

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