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It was a quiet Saturday which was rare normally there would be some sort of disaster going on, but Spy wasn’t complaining. It wasn’t that he didn’t like the team he just enjoyed having a break from all the chaos. Spy’s thoughts were interrupted by a few frantic knocks. Sighing Spy rose from his armchair. Was one day of uninterrupted peace too much to ask for?
Opening the door Spy was surprised to see Pyro standing there.
“Well hello Pyro to what do I owe the pleasure?” Spy greeted Pyro trying not to show his surprise out of all the mercs Pyro interacted with Spy the least. Pyro was excitedly waving its hands and mumbling something Spy couldn’t decipher.
After a while Spy managed to figure out what Pyro wanted
“You want to go to Burger King?” Spy asked.
Why would anyone want to go to Burger King of all places! the only decent thing they serve there is that iced tea.
Pyro jumped up and down clapping its hands. Spy blinked “Why was Pyro telling him this?” Pyro was staring at Spy as though it was expecting something, Spy not wanting to back down from a challenge stared back not saying anything. This continued for a few seconds before Spy broke the silence
“So would that be all?”
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By some miracle Pyro had managed to convince Spy to drive him to Burger King on his day off no less!. As they pulled up to the Burger King in Spy’s Citroen Rosalie Pyro jumped out full of whimsy. Spy would never under stand why people go to these places on purpose. The bell let out a small ding as Pyro and Spy entered the building there was one person ordering ahead of them but other than that it seem rather empty. Once it was their turn Spy and Pyro walked up to the cashier.
“Hello! Welcome to Burger King how can I help you?” the cashier asked trying not to give the two masked men a weird look.
“One coffee please and a large iced tea.” Spy said stepping back to allow Pyro to place his order
“himmmm him him himmm hhhim.” the cashier's smile faltered
“I’m sorry sir I didn’t quite catch that could you repeat that?”
“himmmm him him himmm hhhim.” Pyro happily repeated this time adding in hand gestures.
“Could you maybe remove that mask sir?” the cashier asked, Pyro franticly shook its head
“If I may,” Spy interjected “My Ami here would like a kid’s chicken nuggets and burger with chocolate milk.”
“Oh sorry but adults can’t order from the kid’s menu!” The cashier said not sounding sorry at all “But if he’d like he can have a normal burger.” He did not like. Spy and Pyro left without the coffee. Spy was nothing but happy to get out of there but the way Pyro dragged its feet looking down at the ground. It didn’t matter Pyro would forget about it the next day! But something in the back of Spy’s mind tore at him. What if he didn’t forget about it tomorrow what if it effected Pyro’s battle profremence. No! Spy had to fix this what did Pyro love the most? Fire that would work.
*****
Pyro and Spy sat on a hill wearing Burger King’s trade marked cardboard crowns, (Spy’s trunk was full of them for the rest of the team) watching the chaos as the fire department desperately tried to put out the roaring flames that had replaced the Burger King. Spy took a sip of his iced tea as Pyro played with a plastic toy.