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1. Weezer yaoi! by kwazi_the_worm

   Fandoms: Weezer (Band), Weezer (Blue Album) - Weezer (Album 1994)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Rivers Cuomo/Patrick Wilson
   • Brian Bell/Rivers Cuomo
   • Rivers Cuomo
   • Patrick Wilson (Musician)
   • Brian Bell (Musician)
   • Matt Sharp
   • Leaves Cuomo
   • Gay
   • mlm
   • Fluff
   • i don’t think it’s smut?
   • High School Drama
   • weezer
   • in the grage
   • Comedy
   • Gay Sex

   Summary

   Rivers Cuomo became my sleep paralysis demon and told me the story of how Weezer really started and how it was my duty to share it. Ever since then, I have worshipped Pinkerton in my grage with my earthworm friends in utter fear and admiration of the beautiful king of virginity: Rivers Cuomo.
   Also here are the character profiles:
   Rivers:nerd, never dated anyone yet, no friends, 5 foot
   Pat: bald, 7 foot
   Matt: super evil man
   Brian: ultimate master of rizz, super chiseled, really fine, gets all the girls… and boys

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,821

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

   23

   Kudos:

   6

   Bookmarks:

   1

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