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1. Said the joker to the thief by BrattyPaganSub

   Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • John "Soap" MacTavish
   • One Shot
   • Alternate Universe
   • Implied/Referenced Blow Jobs
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley is Bad At Feelings
   • John "Soap" MacTavish is Trying His Best
   • John "Soap" MacTavish is a Menace
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley is a Menace
   • Gun Violence
   • Anal Sex
   • Dick riding
   • I Will Go Down with This Ship
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley Has Issues
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley Has a Large Penis
   • This turned out to be longer than expected
   • under cover Simon Riley versus regular Simon Riley
   • under cover
   • enjoy whatever this is
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley Loves John "Soap" MacTavish
   • John "Soap" MacTavish Loves Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Top Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Bottom John "Soap" MacTavish

   Summary

   Under cover and ready for this to be over with. John MacTavish. Goes to execute what should’ve been a simple plan. With the guy his higher ups wanted him to double cross. It’s never that easy.

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