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1. Break up with your boyfriend, yuh yuh, 'Cause I'm bored by Hayden_the_witch

   Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dr. Emile Picani/Sleep | Remy Sanders
   • Dr. Emile Picani
   • Sleep | Remy Sanders
   • Logic | Logan Sanders
   • Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders
   • Deceit | Janus Sanders
   • Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders
   • Anxiety | Virgil Sanders
   • Morality | Patton Sanders
   • Trans Dr. Emile Picani
   • (it's not a massive plot point but it's there)
   • Past Abuse
   • Verbal Abuse
   • (Not from Emile or Remy but towards Emile)
   • Mafia Romance
   • Fake Marriage
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • but..... mmmmm not really
   • Wedding Fraud
   • But like cute tho
   • Patton Sanders & Emile Picani are Cousins
   • Logan and Remy are best freinds
   • obvi
   • Remy needed a romance too
   • Grumpy/Sunshine Relationships

   Summary

   "Does it make me a bad person for wanting to flirt more now that I know the content of your boyfriend's character?"

   "You don't know him," Emile says, smiling like he's trying to cover up the pain. "You don't know me."

   "What if I want to know you?" Remy asks, in a teasing lilting voice. Emilie looks up in at him in surprise, wide-eyed and bleary, and fuck, he's going to have a heart attack.

   "Scratch that," Remy blurts out. "I definitely want to know you. No question about it."

   OR: When Emile Picani flees his abusive ex-boyfriend to go live with his cousin in the big city, he has big dreams of opening his own practice to help the people who need it most. The good news is, he has a trust fund- one that can only be opened once he marries for love. Through a series of unfortunate events, he revels this fact to Remy, his only friend in this new and confusing town. And Remy...
   Remy offers to marry him.

   !!Direct SEQUEL to And If you ever leave me high and dry, and it will not make sense without the context of that fic!!

   Series

   • Part 5 of Number One Series

   Language:

   English

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