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Dozer is asleep as always. Lazy ass bum they are. When suddenly.. "H3YYY D0Z3R!!!" Oh god what do they want. Dozer would be startled awake, and give a glare to Kookoo..
"Do you not see I'm trying to sleep??"
"Hmmmmm... N@h"
"Well go away. I'm not interested in whatever you have planned." They'd lay back down trying to get comfy again. "Go bother that peasant of a sinner."
"Awww.. but w0u/dn't !t b3 m0r3 fun w!th y0u??"
"You're not giving me much context on what you want to do.."
"W3ll y0u're th3 0ne wh0 told m3 y0u w3ren't !nter3sted"
Well... they were right.
"Fine." They'd sit up from their position. "What do you have in mind of doing?"
"0ohh I th0ught of giv!ng y0u s0me t@sty fo0d"
". . .I'm not hungry."
"C0me on.. w0u/dn't you enj0y !t??"
"Hm. Yes, but not right now. I'd still like to sleep."
Kookoo would pout but then get an idea.
"Hmm. I'll leav3 y0u t0 !t th3n!" Kookoo would leave
"Hmph. Finally.." They'd lay back down and fall asleep.
There was a smell in the air.. it smelled sweet. It was quite strong too. So strong it woke dozer up.
"Hhmgh..?? What is that smell??"
Dozer would groggily rub its eyes. Still keeping an eye closed though. They kinda wanna find out where that smell is coming from. So they get up and follow where the smell leads.
Eventually, Dozer makes it to the area where the smell came from. It was Kookoo near a picnic blanket of baked goods and desserts. Dozer just stares until Kookoo notices.
"0h h3y D0z3r!! Y0u sm3lled th!s fr0m af@r d!dn't y0u?"
"Of course I did. Wasn't that far from where I slept.."
"Hmm.. w3ll I'm just h3re w!th s0me g0odies.. but 0h... th3y're s0o go0d and t@sty... y0u'll n3ver b3lieve h0w g0od th3se ar3"
"I'm not giving in Kookoo."
"0H C0M3 0N!! H0w'd y0u kn0w??"
"I'll always be able to see through you. You're not a very good manipulator. If anything, I'm a better manipulator than you. I've been able to fool that puny sinner and-"
"D0n't st@rt talk!ng ab0ut h0w y0u're b3tter th@n m3 f0r 5 h0urs str@ight."
"Hmph."
"ANYW@YS!! Y0u sh0uld @t l3ast c0me and l@y d0wn ov3r h3re th0ugh!"
"Fine. But only because I don't feel like walking back."
Dozer would go on the other side of the blanket and lay down. Clearly just wanting to sleep. Buuttt... Kookoo would start eating a few of the baked goods. What's the problem with that now?? Well maybe it's cuz Dozer is starting to stare at the food and Kookoo. Problem for Dozer at least. But not Kookoo.
"Wh@tcha star!ng @t bud?" Kookoo knows.
"Nothing. I'm just.. looking at that wall over there. Ever noticed the patterns in it?"
". . .Just s@y y0u wanna e@t vro."
"I'm not hungry. I've told you before Kookoo."
"Y0ur l0oks s@y 0th3rw!se. (As if kookoo can see 😂) C0me 0n! Eat s0me of th3se g0od tr3ats!!"
Dozer is getting more tempted by it but still refuses. "I don't want any."
"W3ll f!ne th3n. M0re f0r m3." Kookoo's tone was mocking. They didn't actually mean that. They know Dozer will give in at some point. Kookoo just slowly eats one of the pieces of sweet bread.
"Hhmmghh... Fine. Give me some."
"I kn3w y0u'd w@nt s0me!!" They'd hand over one of the pastries with frosting on it. Dozer would take it and start eating it slowly.
"Se3e?? It's go0d huh???"
"Quiet."
It had now been awhile of the two sitting there and eating. Though Kookoo didn't eat much of it. That was their plan. Dozer was the one who ate most of it (Fat fucking chud).
"I think I've had my fill."
"H@v3 y0u?? But I s3e s0 much f0od l3ft!!"
"You can have the rest. I know my limits Kookoo."
"But th!s w@s m0stly f0r y0u!!"
"Mhm, and I don't want anymore. I'm full."
Kookoo would look at Dozer for a bit before smiling widely.
"N0 b!ggie! I'll h3lp y0u!"
"Hm? Help with wha— HMMGHHPM?!-"
Kookoo would shove food into Dozer's mouth, trying to force it down their throat knowing they'll refuse to chew. But eventually with the help of some nearby water, it goes down.
"Heghuhh..- . . . WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"0h n0th!ng... K3ep eat!ng th0ugh b!g b0y~"
"NO NO STOP IT!!! GET OFF ME!!" Dozer would squirm and thrash around wildly. They attempt to get away but Kookoo gets ontop of them, preventing escape.
"C0me 0n D0zer, I kn0w y0u h@ve mor3 sp@ce in th3re.." They'd poke Dozer's full stomach before continuing to feed them.
Dozer would keep trying to push away but continues to fail. Water is used to make the treats softer and easier to go down. But it's not all that enjoyable. After each dessert, Dozer is given a moment to breath just to get more food stuffed into them again. Eventually all of the food is gone. All of it eaten. Dozer is a mess. They're stuffed, tired, and just overall feeling unwell.
Kookoo sits beside Dozer, watching them breathe slow and labored. "0h th@t was fun w@sn't !t?"
"Absolutely not.. ughh... I feel horrible...."
"L3t me h3lp y0u a bit!" Kookoo would snuggle up a bit with Dozer before they start massaging their stomach. Dozer's stomach felt taut yet soft. "Y0u f3el s0 soft!!"
"Could you stop that? I'm not getting anything out of th— HURP!- . . . Ugh.. pardon me. How utterly revolting of me.."
"HAHHAHAHAHA!! D0n't b3 so emb@rra$s3d by it! Okay but n0 !t was gr0ss."
"So glad we agree on something.." Dozer's being sarcastic of course.
Kookoo would lay next to Dozer and nuzzle into them, hugging them. "Y0u d0n't m!nd m3 d0ing this r!ght?"
Dozer would sigh and give into it. Not like they can do much after that fiasco.
"Just this once."