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My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I'm a psychic.
"WHAT?" thought a girl passing by me.
"Huh?" I thought.
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We walked to a cafe together, which we both silently agreed on. I told anyone who asked that I was her older brother so it wouldn't look creepy to passerby.
"So, you're a psychic too?" I thought.
"Yeah!" she thought.
Her name was Anya Forger, and from what I could tell she had it ROUGH. Her dad is a spy and her mom is an assassin! Her dog can also see the future, which is... interesting.
"What powers do you have?" I asked. (Through my thoughts)
"I can just read minds," she replied. (Again, through her thoughts)
"Oh," i said. "I have a lot more."
I went on to list all of my abilities in my head, causing her jaw to drop more and more with every ability I named.
"OH MY GOSH!" she said. "I wish I had that many."
I took a bite of my delectable coffee jelly, which I enjoyed very much.
"Does anyone know about your powers?" I asked, still chewing on the treat.
"No," she replied. "Unless we're counting my dog."
"We aren't," I replied. "A couple people know about my powers. My family, my former girlfriend, a guy who talks a lot, and a creep. Unless we're counting a cat and some animals from a zoo."
"We aren't," said Anya. "That's a lot of people," she said.
"Not that I think about it, it is," I said.
I finished my coffee jelly and got up.
"I've got to go," I said.
"Bye Kusuo," she said as I walked through the door.
"What a weird day..." I thought.
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My name is Twilight, but right now I go by Loid Forger. I'm a spy, and I'm currently performing a mission called, 'Operation Strix.' I'm using a fake family to infiltrate the Donovan Desmond's social circle and get information out of him. This fake family consists of me, a (FAKE) wife, and a (FAKE) daughter. (VERY FAKE)
Recently, The Handler instructed me to add two teenage boys to my fake family. (She always has more work for me to do) I'm doing this because Donovan Desmond recently adopted a teenage boy and enrolled him in Eden College. One of the two sons needs to become friends with Donovan's son so I can meet Donovan himself. I don't see how that warrants TWO sons, but The Handler works in mysterious ways.
I've been scouring the internet to find the best of the best when it comes to teenage boys. I was tricked by Anya's supposed intelligence, and I will NOT be tricked again! I printed out several options and chose between them to find the two best for my fake family.
"Let's see," I said, looking at the papers. "Light Yagami. Top of his class in every subject. Perfect! I have the perfect smart son to adopt, but I need an athletic son. (Donovan's son is very athletic and is in a few sports teams) Let's see, this Ogami guy should fit. He has proven to be extremely athletic, as well as being the boyfriend of the daughter of a massive pharmaceutical company! I'll send a message to Nightfall asking her to contact the adoption centers in charge of these two and bring them to my house."
I then went to sleep.
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My name is Anya Forger, the coolest telepath in the whole world! Earlier today, I met the coolest boy who I want to be extra good friends with. He said his name was Kusuo Saiki, and I know JUST how to get to know him!
I read Papa's mind and found out that he's adopting two teenage sons. I learned his computer password with my thoughts, so I logged into it.
I saw a message to the lovey-dovey lady saying to adopt two boys. One was named Light something and Ogami something, and I edited the message. I changed the O dude's name to say, "Kusuo Saiki."
Sorry Papa, but I want that cool psychic boy to be my older brother more than that Ogami weirdo!