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1. For Science! by orphan_account

   Fandoms: They Might Be Giants, Here Comes Science - They Might Be Giants (Album)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jun 2026

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Flansburgh/John Linnell
   • John Linnell
   • John Flansburgh
   • Frottage
   • Awkwardness
   • Literal Sleeping Together
   • Not Beta Read
   • i don't knowwww just read it
   • Grinding

   Summary

   “Y’know… we could try that?”

   Flansburgh sputtered and propped himself up to look at Linnell, his own face blushing purple hues. “Tr- try having sex??”

   “No, of course not! Try using sperm for the machine's input. It might result in a better test outcome,” Linnell shrugged, as if he just said a completely innocuous statement.

   Mouth agape and face flushed, Flansburgh paused to try and think of any response to what Linnell was suggesting. “But. There’s no egg.”

   “Still, wouldn’t it be worth a shot? For science?”

    

   or:

   Dr. Linnell and Dr. Flansburgh frot, for science.

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