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Imagine this: You're scrolling through Pinterest for inspiration and you come across a crazy clown costume. A decent clown costume, or a mute clown costume, but this one has rainbow-colored hair and a fake nose. It looks ridiculous, and And out of boredom... you decide, "This is it! This is what I'm going to buy with my hard-earned savings!"
Then you go to each one one by one to see the reactions of your five husbands.
Pierrot
- At first, he thought you were an intruder and almost lunged at you, but you called his name first, which calmed his initially aggressive behavior.
- He was quite confused by your outfit. You look adorable! But he didn't expect you to... uh... have such strange taste in fashion.
- Oh, you told him it was a clown costume! And you even squeezed the red nose to make a loud noise! So cute!
- But...he had to admit you looked amazing in that outfit. So amazing it was annoying. Just the thought of so many people staring and scrutinizing your every move was enough to ignite his jealousy...especially Harlequin's...
- He would watch you perform simple magic tricks, like spraying water from fake flowers on him or blowing up balloons into the shape of a cute horse. He could watch your little magic tricks all day without getting bored, because every action of yours always seems graceful in his eyes.
Harlequin
- You look so stupid.
- Don't expect too much from this man... he'll definitely laugh at you.
- He might examine you out of curiosity, and play with your wig, as well as your nose.
- Harlequin likes the way your outfit makes you look like a balloon, and he finds it interesting. Imagine him ripping off your clothes to reveal your gorgeous body.
- Unfortunately, the clown costume didn't reveal much of his physique; otherwise, he might have been more interested in it.
- Don't joke around with him; he's an idiot.
- Imagine this: You give him flowers, hoping he'll use them to wash his face with water. But instead... he gives them back to you, smearing your makeup and forcing you to spend time reapplying it.
- If it were a balloon, he might admire it for a while and then take out a needle. (Does he keep a needle with him all the time!?)
Jester
- At first, Jester showed absolutely no interest in you. He practically wanted to chase you away before you even had a chance to step inside.
- But when he saw that you wouldn't leave, he had to look up from his novel and stare at you....
- He must have been very calm, showing no surprise or violent reaction. He just stared at you like that, as if looking deep into your soul.
- He probably thinks you're joking...
- "If you have some free time, help Bill with the paperwork." That's what he'd say.
- If you continue to be stubborn and persistent with his little magic tricks, he might eventually dedicate a little of his time to you.
- Balloons? Not interesting. Those are for kids.
- Never use fake flowers. Otherwise, he'll send you to the doctor, and the doctor will operate on you if you get his beautiful hair wet...
Ticket Taker
- Before you can reach his office, you'll have to walk through this labyrinth of mirrors.
- He saw you the moment you walked in, but chose to pretend not to see you, to see if you could find your way to his office.
- He doesn't understand how you found his office...
- He will judge you harshly based on your attire.
- She was his doll. He had many beautiful clothes for her, but she chose to wear these...tasteless clothes.
- Imagine this: He rips off your wig, your nose is bright red, and he drags you to change your clothes almost immediately.
- By the time you tell him not to burn the dress, it'll probably be full of holes. You can't blame his fingernails, because he won't admit it.
Doctor
- He would look at you silently. He didn't say much about the outfit you were wearing.
- He was more interested in knowing why you dared to approach him in such brightly colored clothing, which contrasted sharply with the eerie atmosphere in his tent.
- He might be interested in your trick. Why not?
- He doesn't like balloons. Are you really only good at making balloon horses?
- When the fake flower sprays water in his face, he'll pick you up like a cat and carry you out of the tent, maybe drop you off in front of the tent, or take you to Pierrot.
- You won't see him secretly keeping your horse balloons.