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🔞 For a year, Chuuya has been catching Dazai before he can walk into walls, trip over furniture, or send himself crashing face-first into the floor. Dating a stubborn man who refuses to admit he needs help comes with certain occupational hazards.
Lately, though, something has changed.
Dazai's accidents are becoming suspiciously predictable. Every stumble seems to happen when Chuuya is behind him. Every fall ends with Dazai sprawled across a desk, a couch, or a kitchen counter while Chuuya desperately tries not to think about it.
The worst part? Dazai appears completely oblivious.
Chuuya is not.