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It is to early for this shit, is Brian’s first thought when he sees the state of the kitchen. Surprisingly enough it’s not even Kevin or Daithi that seemed to have caused this mess but a drunk and crying Sean and a panicked looking Dan. ‘I’m so sorry Sean I didn’t think to label the cookies.’ Dan attempt at comfort only causes Sean to look at the cookies and sob harder. Right so the cookies probably had chocolate in it and Sean’s freaking out about getting sick makes sense. ‘What the fuck are you two doing at this time of the night.’
‘I DIDN’T MEAN TO BRIAN YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME HE’S MY BEST FRIEND!’ Sean cried throwing his arms around Brian. Stiffly Brian starts patting Sean’s back while throwing a confused look at Dan. ‘It’s alright I’m sure Dan doesn’t mind that you ate his cookies.’ ‘I DON’T CARE ABOUT DANS COOKIES BRIAN I ATE MY BEST FRIEND AND HE WAS SO TASTY!’ Sean seems to be making himself more distressed at this point so Brian looks at Dan for any kind of explanation on what in Gods name Sean is on about because his original assumption was obviously wrong. ‘Kevin made me those cookies but he used his own blood in it instead of eggs so I could actually enjoy them, and then when I saw Sean eating them I made a comment about how nice it was but also really stupid of Kevin to do that and now Sean thinks Kevin’s dead and he ate them!’ Dan stumbles through the explanation looking from Brian to Sean to the cookies scattered across the floor back to a drunk, sobbing and shaking Sean.
‘Right well I’ll just call Kevin down then.’ Brian grabs his phone out of his pocket but Sean grabs his arm and looks at him tears streaming down his cheeks. ‘He’s gone Brian and I ate whatever was left of him!’ ‘Well if he’s gone then it won’t hurt to ring him, yeah and then when he comes down and shows you he’s alright we’ll put you to bed how about that hm?’ Brian does not have the patience or motherly touch required for this shit but mother hen Daniel is currently quaking and staring at them in panic so he’s on no use here. Brian unlocks his phone before dialling Kevin’s number and putting it to his ear. ‘Brian it is half twelve at night what do you want?’ It’s kind of weird to hear Kevin’s usually energetic voice so exhausted but he does not have time for that he also wants to go back to bed so he needs to get this sorted. ‘Are you in the mansion tonight?’ ‘Yeah why what’s going on?’ Kevin seems more awake now, shit he probably thinks there’s hunters or something. ‘Nothing life threatening just a situation that I need your help to sort out and then you can go back to bed Sean’s kind of freaking out.’ ‘Alright I’ll be right down.’ ‘See you in a-‘ a beep lets him know Kevin’s already hung up the phone.
‘Kevin will be down any minute now Sean.’ Brian attempts to sooth but Sean just pushes out of his arms. ‘HOW COULD YOU SAY KEVINS GOING TO HELL YOU-‘ ‘What’s going on lads.’ Brian’s jumps as Kevin appears behind him at the door. ‘KEVIN!’ Is all the warning the man gets before he’s jumped on by Sean. They both tumblr to the floor as Sean squeezes Kevin tight. ‘Hey man, what’s happening?’ Kevin says attempting to extract himself from Sean’s grip but he doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere with that. ‘I thought you were dead and I ate you!’ Kevin stares at Brian confused at this to which Brian just shakes his head. ‘Well I’m alive so maybe I’ll bring you to your room and you can sleep, yeah?’ Sean just squeezes harder at that. ‘Okay, maybe not do you want to go to my room and sleep on my sofa?’ Brian’s surprised at how good at this comforting thing Kevin is especially since he probably only woke up five minutes ago. ‘Alright but I won’t sleep I’ll stay awake and guard you.’ Sean stumbles back into Brian as he attempts to stand to which Kevin chuckles slightly and grabs his hand leading him to his room. ‘Alright Sean you guard me.’