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1. Even Dogs Know Not to Drink Saltwater by Mixxy

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Jun 2026

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Pet Play
   • Collars
   • Muzzles
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Grace is doing his best to keep this safe sane and consentual but Simon isn't making it easy
   • Simon wants to be Grace's good boy
   • Post-Canon
   • Don't get it twisted Simon WANTS the muzzle
   • Praise Kink

   Summary

   Grace is kind, warm, and generous with his gentle touch. Simon just wishes he could stop hurting him in return. After biting the hand that feeds one too many times, Simon seeks out Rocky to build him some items to keep Grace safe.

   After all, muzzled dogs can't bite.

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