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1. Just Put Me in the Car by Sagethegayplant

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Smut
   • Fluff and Smut
   • handjobs
   • why is that not a tag
   • first time in a long time
   • Gay
   • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are Twins
   • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Touch-Starved
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
   • Switching
   • It's Not Paranoia If They're Really out to Get You
   • mutual handjobs

   Summary

   Grace is feeling nostalgic and luckily finds an old CD he burned with his band back in his college days. Simon listens with him and decides this is as good a time as ever to finally touch Grace the way he wants to. They are both touch starved and out of practice but that's okay, because Grace is known for grading on a curve.

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