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abc for scientology speedrun

Summary:

well i think you can tell where this is going. this array of characters vs the church of scientology in hollywood. spoielers: the good guys win! im not gonna add on to who exactly are the good guys since finn killed a girls dad in my au.

Notes:

bassies a muslim. dont question it, its a long story that i dont think i wanna finish

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Chapter 1: 4th may 2026

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bassie was just scrolling through her instagram feed on her shitty iphone 5c, lying down in a pile of cushions on the loft she usually kept to herself to during her offtime. and then she sees something that catches her eye a little bit.

 

“Deepest recorded Scientology run”

 

well it looks really fuckin cool! 

 

 

maybe even cool enough to do it herself. or maybe with some friends. but what wrong did scientology even do to deserve all this?

 

a quick google search later left bassie just flabbergasted. 

 

“…They… THEY DID WHAT??? FORCED ABORTIONS?? HUMAN TRAFFICKING??? CHILD LABOUR?? أستغفر الله  I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!”

 

she got up and went down the spiral staircase that led down to normal level. this floor was where all the toon handlers offices were, and they arent really coming here anymore. she went into the elevator, phone clutched in her right hand as she went down to the toon rooms.

Notes:

im gonna focus more on gankin the rich chapters first before this so this is probly gonna be untouched for a while

 

do you think the toons have toilets or litter boxes and if they have toilets do they even have bidets