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1. soaking a cutting board in mineral oil by swirlingsparks

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • America/Canada (Hetalia)
   • Canada (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Blood and Injury
   • Licking
   • Character Study
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names

   Summary

   Alfred, unpredictable and unreadable, never really has Matthew in an easy state of mind. When he accidentally causes him injury when cooking, he decides, with no delay, to make up for it in an unconventional, saliva-tainted way.

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   English

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