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PLANET X POV
Oh boyo! Another day at this lovely kingdom.. The stars are shinning, the planets are happy, and im totally free today since it is an earthling saturday, so i'll finally be able to do the thing i've been wanting to since the Sol left, Im going to visit ur-
"Heeyy blueberryy!!"
Sigh.. Not that guy AGAIN. Oh well, i guess i can skedule all of my brilliant plans for next week..
"What is it chopped onion? I was about to go to a very very important place!"
"Who you calling onion, blueberry? Anyways, WISE told me he wants to take both of us to a surprise trip, wanna come?"
Hmm, a trip? Seens interesting, after the tantrum Simp had.. We all need a break. And i lost Guillermo again, maybe this will be a great opoturnity to find him.
"Alright, im in."
"Fair enough! Come on, follow me."
Both X and PSO went up to WISE, who was on the darkest edges of the queens castle, a place famous for its mysterious aura surrounding the kingdom, weird enough, WISE always was afraid of going in there..
"Yoo my man WISE!! X agreed to join us, where we goin'?"
WISE gave both of us a sharp look, before bringing in a.. smile? ive never seen him smile before.
" Well, I invited you two to meet my favorite star in this galaxy-"
"Wait, dosent the rogue planet kingdom hate stars? Why do you like-" Wise put his gravity in his mouth, silencing him.
"No questions. PSO."
"Oh, oh! Are you taking us to the Sol? Is it the Sol?" I asked.
"Nope. they are way better than that fraud of a star."
Shame? I've never seen him use such a strong word before, where is he really taking us? Also, who star are you calling a fraud, dork? I'm an EX planet of the Solar System, you know? And im never accepting someone like you to talk crap about my ex star!
" Alright, now i am curious! You convinced me. Who is it?" PSO asked with his stupid, silly face.
"it's a surpriiise.." - WISE said with a smirky tone. Never knew he was a man of surprises, of coarse I'll have to go! - " Listen, both of you are going to expirience being with one of the best stars in this galaxy! You can say im a fan.. Hmm?"
"Ohh Ohh! Let me guess.. Proxima Centauri?"
"Nope."
"That would be too lame and disapointing for such an event, purple space ONION!"
"Look whos talking, blueber-"
WISE choked both of them with his strong gravity, before giving up and smirking at their looks. -" Look, you two, no playtime for now, ok? Wait untill we arive."
Chill chill... he seens serious, and i do not want him to choke me again!
"Fineeee... Are we goiing to take a space bus or no?"
" We have busses in space?"
" Of coarse, blue- i mean Planet X.. Have you never left the kingdon before?" - No, i havent. Im too scared to go all alone and getting lost in the depts of space, you call me a pussy all you want.
"No, no.. just hop in my gravity, i'll take both of you."
"Ok doki WIIISEYY!" Oh stars above, how i loved, i mean, still love calling him Wisey, it pisses him off so much and its funny.
Both of us sat down in WISE's gravity, and in a blink of an eye.. We were already going, going, gone!
PSO went up to my side and whispered. "Psst, X, wanna sing 99 planets on the kingdom wall?"
"Oh stars above no! WISE is gonna be so pissed and.. Actually, this is such a good idea! Lets do it, he LOVES this song."
We both cleaned our troaths, went back to our seats, and begin.
"99 planets on the kingdom walls! 99 planets on the kingdom walls! Take one down, pass them around, 99 planets on the kingdom walls..
98 planets on the kingdom walls! 98 planets on the kingdom walls! Take one down, pass them around, 98 planets on the kingdom walls..
97 planets on the kingdom walls! 97 planets on the kin-"
Eveything stopped, the air became thinner as WISE He on both of us while choking us.
"If both of you. Sing that stupid song. One more time, I'm going to crush you both."
Both me and PSO stared at eachother and whispered something about him being a party killer.. Sheesh.
After that awkward incident, both of us fell asleep in the way, untill we felt WISEs gravity suddenly stopping.
"Were here folks!"
"Oh stars, i wonder who is this guy... "
" Hes the coolest and the wisest in this galaxy, trust me."
Ins't your name.. WISE? You should be the wisest one in the galaxy! Anyways.. As we floated down some asteroids from this system, i could already feel the heat coming from this star, sheesh! This guy must be hot.
"Ayooo! Is that who i think it is?"
As looked around to see who had said that, i look up a giant blue star, with a pair of sunglasses, how wonderful.
"My man WIISE! Who are these fellows? Welcome to my solar system, i am Sirius!"
"I've heard of you before! You're part of the Canis Major constelation, right?" - i asked, he looked at me with his big sunglasses before taking them off. How ironic! a STAR, with SUNglasses!
"Yoo WISE!! This guy totaly knows the best, indeed my pall! Also, did you know im a binary star? Say hi to my brother, Sirius B!!" - behind the bigger star, there was a little, teeny tiny star, that looked like a baby
"H-Hello.. I am Sirius B a-and.. This is my big brother, Sirius A!! He is a binary star system consisting of us, while we orbit each other at a distance of 20 astronomical units, approximately the distance between the Sun and Uranus, with a period of 50.1 years-"
"Thats.. Realy awesome, my good bro! But what about some games instead of talking all orbit, what do u think?"
The little star quietly nodded, and grabbes a box full of old board games.
"What are you guys up to?"
"I really like u-uno .."
"Give me then cards, blueberry can shuffle them!"
"Dont even start calling me a blueberry, onion.. Actions have consequences!"
" Yoo im up to some fiight!! What do you think WISE?"
WISE gave all of them a sharp look, and gave a big sigh before speaking up.
"Heh. It is up to both of you, blueberry and onion."
Wisey, you idiot!