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Taylor (Mark's version)
@taytay
Hey hey hey @lucahaas2000 we know you’re one of us now so who is your ult bias its gotta be Mark Lee right??
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @taytay
see I would say Mark Lee buuuuut…Lee Know can crush me with his thighs and I’d die happy
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Mari @mariito127 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
thats so real but I’m gonna have to disagree with you there…you were OBSESSED with Hwasa
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @mariito127
That woman made me question everything I knew about myself when I first saw her obviously I would be obsessed and it’s your fault anyway
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Maeve
@bangchanlover
@lucahaas2000 Okay that is literally the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about Lee Know ever but what do you think of Bang Chan our lord and saviour
Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
see I would say Mark Lee buuuuut…Lee Know can crush me with his thighs and I’d die happy
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Maeve
@bangchanlover
@lucahaas2000 Okay that is literally the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about Lee Know ever but what do you think of Bang Chan our lord and saviour
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @doraemon
If I said what I really thought I would be made to go to media training for an entire month
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Alex Young @younghockey · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
having heard what you say about that man it would be wayyyyyyy longer than a month
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Maeve @bangchanlover · Sept 5
Replying to @younghockey
@lucahaas2000 you gonna tell us or…?
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Ali
@scoupssvt
@lucahaas2000 I need to know do you listen to Seventeen
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @scoupssvt
not to sound rude but of fucking course I do. I die every time I see a photo of DK or Joshua Hong (he met my captain and his husband)
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Mingi and them boys @mingles1117 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
Luca Haas you are a man after my own heart Ali we might have to break up @scoupssvt
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Ali @scoupssvt · Sept 5
Replying to @migles1117
Honestly if it was for Luca Haas I would help you pack your bags and drive you to his place
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Mingi and them boys @mingles1117 · Sept 5
Replying to @scoupssvt
This is true love
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Mingi and them boys
@mingles1117
@lucahaas2000 now what about ATEEZ????? I bet its Mingi
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @mingles1117
I mean Mingi is HOT AF but also Yunho. fuuuuuck me. He can if he wanted to you know I would not say no but Hongjoong ad Seonghwa I mean Seonghwa is the prettiest man on this planet and Hongjoong has many qualities I like…IYKYK
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Ilya Rozanov @rozy81 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
You are wrong Shane Hollander is the prettiest man ever in any universe
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Shane Hollander @shanehollander · Sept 5
Replying to @rozy81
I just looked him up and I am going to have to agree with Haasy on this one
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Ilya Rozanov @rozy81 · Sept 5
Replying to @doraemon
no no I should be higher on that list I should be at top
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Ilya Rozanov @rozy81 · Sept 5
Replying to @shanehollander
Okay I just googled you are right he is very pretty
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Mari @mariito127 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
Luca, do you like Hongjoong because he’s the captain?
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Luca haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @mariito127
You know sometimes you make it very hard to love you
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Jade @Yaasisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
Love? No no no luca you're supposed to love Alex Young
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OGHollanover @hollanovisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @Yaasisreal
I thought i said before not every ship is real
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Jade @Yaasisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @hollanovisreal
Girlie you do not get a say in this when you have literally spent years writing Hollanov fanfic
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OGHollanover @hollanovisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @Yaasisreal
why do you keep calling me girl????
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Jade @Yaasisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @hollanovisreal
because no man lusts over a gay couple as much as you do
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OGHollanover @hollanovisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @Yaasisreal
I might be a gay man you don't know
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Jade @Yaasisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @hollanovisreal
girl be fr no gay man lusts as much as you do
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OGHollanover @hollanovisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @Yaasisreal
have you ever met a gay man? especially one that's into hockey?
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Jade @Yaasisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @hollanovisreal
gay guys aren't into hockey that much
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OGHollanover @hollanovisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @Yaasisreal
Gay men play hockey! A LOT OF THEM!
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Jade @Yaasisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @hollanovisreal
yeah but thats different
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OGHollanover @hollanovisreal · Sept 5
Replying to @Yaasisreal
you're insane
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Luca Haas
@lucahaas2000
Jeong Yunho telling me I have a type and that I don’t like it gentle will forever be my downfall
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Jess @yunhoeshands · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
You and me both twin btw who are you?
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Beth @hoesfor2ho · Sept 5
Replying to @yunhoeshands
This version of Yunho blesses me every night in my dream
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @yunhoeshands
I play ice hockey sometimes but that's not important right now. YUNHO IS BLONDE IN THIS COMEBACK I AM STILL NOT OVER IN YOUR FANTASY AND NOW HES BLONDE??????? @ottawacentaursofficial I am sorry I might not be around for next season I fear this man will be the end of me
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Ottawa Centaurs @ottawacentaursofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
please don’t die we do kind of need you around to win the cup this season
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Beth @hoesfor2ho · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
have you considered a blonde Choi Jongho?
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @hoesfor2ho
I don’t need to imagine anything to make that man the sexiest man ever thinking aboutit now though Wooyoung with his veins and tattoos and San’s arms an Yeosang’s Yeosang…this group is fucking everything
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Mingi and them boys @mingles1117 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
FUCK YEAH have we discovered Luca Haas’ ult group?!?!
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @mingles1117
No that is and always will be Twice and Red Velvet
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Mari @mariito127 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
the only right answer
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Luca Haas
@lucahaas2000
I want to be part of whatever is going on in those Jackson Wang magicman MVs
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Mari @mariito127 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
not subtle at all there we all know what’s going on in those…
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @mariito127
Jackson Wang in a fucking corset that's what only that👀! I should get @rozy81 to message him…they could be friends…I could go to Jackson Wang party…OMG @rozy81 @rozy81 @rozy81
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Ali @scoupssvt · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
@rozy81 Message the man be friends get Luca to the party of a decade
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Mingi and them boys @mingles1117 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
@rozy81 you would literally love jackson Wang and his parties pleaseeeeeee
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Mari @mariito127 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
@rozy81 I know where you live do this for your son
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Shane Hollander @shanehollander · Sept 5
Replying to @mariito127
@rozy81 I’m with Mari on this one. I know where you live too, do it for our son
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Ilya Rozanov @rozy81 · Sept 5
Replying to @shanehollander
You people scare me but okay fine I will do anything for my son
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @rozy81
DANKE MAMA!
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Luca Haas
@lucahaas2000
[a video of the centaurs practicing focusing on Luca Haas shooting at the goal]
Gotta Work! Gotta make that money make Purse
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Beth @hoesfor2ho · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
Do you have a fur coat?
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Mingi and them boys @mingles1117 · Sept 5
Replying to @lucahaas2000
And do you make it purr?
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Luca haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @hoesfor2ho @mingles1117
DUH!
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Taylor (Mark's version
@taytay
I feel like we should acknowledge the fact that @lucahaas2000 kinda outed himself and most of ice hockey twitter doesn't even know because he did it through Kpop twitter
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Luca Haas @lucahaas2000 · Sept 5
Replying to @taytay
Oh Fuck
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