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1. i don’t smoke by hachiszn

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Nara Shikaku
   • Friends with Benefits
   • except the benefits are probably bad for naruto’s health
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Romance
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Angst
   • but it’s not too bad I promise
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Uzumaki Naruto is Down Bad
   • like horrifically down bad
   • sex but they never talk about it
   • sasuke doesn’t say much but what he does say is terrible for naruto’s psyche
   • Post-Chapter 699 (Naruto)
   • but they both have their arms because i forgot sorry
   • sasuke has been away for a few months on a spy mission
   • no beta we die like men
   • Blow Jobs
   • Dacryphilia
   • sasuke has a habit of crying during sex
   • and so does naruto tbh
   • Bottom Uchiha Sasuke/Top Uzumaki Naruto
   • Aftercare

   Summary

   Naruto wonders about ethics of letting his ex-terrorist, current-spy friend treat his body like a brothel. Then he remembers how badly he wants Sasuke and that it’s probably worth it. Probably. This is why Sakura calls him pathetic.

   or

   Naruto tries not to burn from the inside out and fails dramatically.

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   English

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