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Part 25 of Prompt Tables 2026 , Part 149 of Multifandom Drabbles
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Fandom Empire Prompt Table 26
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2026-06-21
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Because it's Oklahoma

Summary:

Chas, Zed, and John are attacked in a bar.

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"Why the fuck are there ninjas?" Chas yelled over the sound of the fight. "We are in Oklahoma!"

"I don't know!" Zed yelled back.

John narrowly avoided being stabbed by one of said ninjas.

"Who did you piss off?" Chas asked, punching the ninja.

"No idea, mate."

Just then a blonde woman and brown haired man came into the bar where the fight was taking place.

"Why is it always ninjas?" the woman asked.

"Because it's Oklahoma," the man answered.

With their help the fight was over in no time.

"John Constantine. You ignored your invitation. It's time to come."

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