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Space Zelda -> Meme Queen, Lancelot, Hunkeles
Space Zelda:...whatcha doin Lance?
Meme Queen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hunkeles: texting ur boyfriend??
Space Zelda: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lancelot: whatchu talkin' abt Willis
Meme Queen: whats with the smile Casanova
Lancelot: idk what ur talking abt??
Space Zelda has sent receiptslance.jpg
Lancelot: Allura w h y
Meme Queen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Space Zelda: what's his name?
Lancelot: im not sure what you mean you forget ur self
Hunkeles: his name is Keith
Lancelot: Hunk #w h y
Meme Queen: ohhh Keiiitth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lancelot: stfu pidgey
Lancelot -> Space Zelda, Meme Queen, Hunkeles
Lancelot: o my god he sent a selfie
Lancelot: im deceased
Meme Queen: finally tbh
Lancelot: he got a mullet
Lancelot: aND IT LOOKS GOOD
Lancelot: A MULLET
Lancelot: what has my life come to
Meme Queen: does he have a Tumblr?
Lancelot: ye keithkoradone
Meme Queen: Keith Kogane?
Meme Queen: i know him
Meme Queen: that cant be
Meme Queen: thats that little emo guy who follows me
Lancelot: wat
Space Zelda: brb going stalk
Lancelot: AL LURA N O
Space Zelda: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Hunkeles: brb
Lancelot: HUNK NO
Lancelot: PLS
Hunkeles: :-)
Lancelot: PLS IM BEGGING YOU
Hunkeles: I've taken over the role as the Sister Friend™ which comes with EMBARRASSING YO ASS
Lancelot: just...dont send him asks guys im serious
Lancelot: pls
Hunkeles: of course not
Space Zelda: I won't chill
Hunkeles: who do you think we are?
Hunkeles: that would be weird
Space Zelda: just gonna check out his blog
Hunkeles: yea bud we stalkers not animals
Lancelot: ty
Hunkeles: his blog is,,,something,,
Space Zelda: he seems aight
Meme Queen: "he's bitter, he's gay, he rather be in space" S A M E tbh
Hunkeles: "1996 me: who are you? 2016 me: I'm you but angstier"
Hunkeles: his blog is like conspiracy theory central
Space Zelda: add him to this chat
Lancelot: wtf no
Meme Queen has added Edgy Knife™ to the chat
Lancelot: P I DGE
Edgy Knife™: Hi??
Meme Queen: Hello Keith :-)
Edgy Knife™: i know that smile ur up to somthin
Meme Queen: me? never !
Hunkeles: hello im Hunk
Meme Queen: Space Zelda is Allura. you already know Lance ;)
Lancelot: stfu pidge
Edgy Knife™: unfortunately ik lance
Lancelot :O
Lancelot: listen up you motherfuck
Space Zelda: Lance language
Space Zelda: and stop slouching and sit up straight
Lancelot: first of all Allura, im bi
Lancelot: second of all, ur not my mom
Space Zelda: i know. i thank our lord and savior Selena everyday that i didn't birth an overgrown man child
Meme Queen: hes still ur brother tho
Space Zelda: unfortunately
Lancelot: im #h u r t Allura
Space Zelda: cry me a river Lance
Space Zelda: wait what was that?
Space Zelda: ik i didn't just hear you mumble under ur breath
Lancelot: i didnt say anything
Edgy Knife™: he lying Allura
Edgy Knife™: he complains abt you to me all the time on tumblr
Meme Queen: o shite
Space Zelda -> Lancelot
Space Zelda: meet me in the pit Lance (read)
Space Zelda: Lance I know your reading this (read)
Space Zelda: I'm giving you three seconds to run (read)
Lancelot -> Edgy Knife™
Lancelot has sent hidinginthecloset.jpg
Lancelot: i fucking hatlsksebfosp
Edgy Knife™: :-)
Space Zelda -> Meme Queen, Lancelot, Hunkeles, Edgy Knife™
Space Zelda has sent selfiewiththelittlebro.jpg
Hunkeles: are you,,,sitting on Lance??
Meme Queen: HAHAHAHA
Space Zelda: we're simply bonding Hunk :-)
Edgy Knife™: ur gonna kill 'em arent you?
Space Zelda: it's been a long time coming
Meme Queen: rip Lance
Hunkeles: it's been nice knowin you bud
Edgy Knife™: good riddance