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1. Human Condition by titanic_trash

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Deity Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Shadow is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Protective Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Wilderness Survival
   • Survival Horror
   • Blood and Injury
   • Bugs & Insects
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Has a Bad Time
   • Soft Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Shadow Loves Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Graphic Depictions of Illness
   • Vomiting
   • Near Death
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • Getting Together

   Summary

   Alastor and Lucifer have been rival deities for centuries. One day, Alastor takes one of his pranks too far, leaving Lucifer trapped on earth as a human. His only way home is to cross the celestial gates at the summit of Mount Celestia, a journey made even more difficult by Alastor and his shadow dogging him every step of the way.

   Despite their meddling, Lucifer soon realizes that Alastor and his faithful shadow are not the worst part of being lost in the woods.

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