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FANCAST 📸
CAST 🪞
Shane Hollander – Hudson Williams
Ilya Rozanov – Connor Storrie
Jean-Jacque Boiziau – Benjamin Roy
Hayden Pike – Callan Potter
Troy Barrett – Matt Lanter
Evan Dykstra – Michael Huismann
Wyatt Hayes – Christopher Mason
Marc Beaulieu – Harris Dickinson
Mathieu Bouchard – David Corenswet
Luca Haas – Damian Hardung
Patrice Drapeau – Will Poulter
Nick Chouinard – Jean-Rege Page
Zane Boodram – Winston Duke
Gilbert Comeau – Milo Manheim
Louis Koch – Cooper Koch
Tanner Dillon – Joseph Quinn
Ambroise LaPointe – Nicholas Galitzine
Sorren Miitka – Sverrir Gudnason
FyrestoneSiren note: Metros are getting redemption, make them pretty to look at. In fact Metros & Centaurs just exploding ovaries and dicks all over the shop.
What if they did a calendar?? 🫠 PUT DOWN THE BEER!!
AGES & HOROSCOPE
♍️♑️♉️♒️♌️♋️♐️♊️♓️♏️♈️♎️
*As of November 2020
Sorren Miitka – 11 February 1987 – 33 – Aquarius
Zane Boodram – 18 April 1987 – 33 – Aries
Mathieu Bouchard – 6 April 1988 – 32 – Aries
Wyatt Hayes – 4 June 1988 – 32 – Gemini
Evan Dykstra – 14 January 1989 – 31 – Capricorn
Hayden Pike – 9 September 1989 – 31 – Virgo
Jean-Jacque Boiziau – 11 October 1989 – 31 – Libra
Nick Chouinard – 8 November 1990 – 30 – Scorpio
Tanner Dillon – 29 October 1990 – 30 – Scorpio
Shane Hollander – 10 May 1991 – 29 – Taurus
Ilya Rozanov – 15 June 1991 – 29 – Gemini
Ambroise LaPointe – 14 September 1993 – 27 – Virgo
Patrice Drapeau – 24 February 1995 – 25 – Pisces
Troy Barrett – 21 September 1995 – 25 – Virgo
Marc Beaulieu – 23 December 1995 – 24 – Capricorn
Louis Koch – 6 February 1997 – 23 – Aquarius
Gilbert Comeau – 12 August 1997 – 23 – Leo
Luca Haas – 3 December 2000 – 19 – Sagittarius
FyrestoneSiren note: Once again, I have taken it too far... 🙄😤
LINEUP – MONTREAL 🏒
FORWARDS ➡️
LW: J.J. Boiziau – C: Shane Hollander – RW: Hayden Pike
NPC – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
DEFENSE 💪🏼
RD: Mathieu Bouchard – LD: Marc Beaulieu
RD: Patrice Drapeau – LD: Gilbert Comeau
NPC – NPC
GOALIES 🥅
Sorren Miitka (Starting)
Louis Koch (Backup)
LINEUP – OTTAWA 🏒
FORWARDS ➡️
LW: Luca Haas – C: Ilya Rozanov – RW: Troy Barrett
LW: Nick Chouinard – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
DEFENSE 💪🏼
RD: Zane Boodram – LD: Evan Dykstra
RD: Ambroise LaPointe – NPC
NPC – NPC
GOALIES 🥅
Wyatt Hayes (Starting)
Tanner Dillon (Backup)
TIMELINE ⏰️
(Currently being added to!)
The Long Game Canon Divergence
2018
July 2018 - Ilya signs to Ottawa
November 2018 - The Irina Foundation is announced
December 2018 - Wyatt Hayes traded from Toronto to Ottawa
2019
July 2019 - 1st Hockey Training Camp for The Irina Foundation (Ryan catches Hollanov makeout!)
2020
June 2020 - Montreal win THIRD cup!
July 2020 - 2nd Year Hockey Training Camp for The Irina Foundation (Ryan still traumatised, canon still with Wyatt/JJ etc helping out as professionals)
August 2020 - Luca Haas drafted to Ottawa & Troy Barrett traded from Toronto after Dallas Kent allegations
October 2020 - Luca Haas scores first MLH goal
November 2020 - Shane comes out to Metros after overhearing homophobic comment from other Metros
November 2020 - Ilya comes out to Ottawa day after Metros discover Shane and llya are together
November 2020 - The Nine Inch Issue Gate
SHIPS TO FEATURE 💘
Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
Troy Barrett & Harris Drover
Luca Haas & ??? ♂️😈👏🏼
TBC
FyrestoneSiren note: For fucks sake, an OC has taken the reigns on muse because of fucking poetry 😤
MINOR/BACKGROUND SHIPS 🫶
Hayden Pike & Jackie Pike
Wyatt Hayes & Lisa Hayes
Zane Boodram & Cassie Boodram
TBC
FICS ✍️
The Blueprint ✅️
Canon to Timeline November 2020
The Benchmark 📝
Canon to November 2020 - One Shot
The Summit 📝
Canon to November 2020 - One Shot