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  1. Integration Stress Testing by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    23 Jun 2026

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    "You're restless", ART said.

    "Yeah, no shit." I had been patrolling (pacing) down ART's corridors for 2.3 hours now. I was actually surprised it took this long for it to say anything.

    "Mild exercise and changing scenery can help alleviate restlessness," ART said, "however, given that you have been doing that for 2 hours and 19 minutes without improvement, I suggest another course of action."

    "Like what?" I asked.

    "Moderate to extreme exercise might give better results. You could make use of my gym. Or..." ART paused for almost 5 seconds, which meant it was either thinking really hard or it just did that for dramatic effect. My bet was on the second option.

    "Or we could do some integration stress testing."

    Or: ART and Murderbot do sex integration stress testing to help Murderbot relax. ART might have some ulterior motives.
    Written as a part of the Mutual Rapport event for the prompt: lets sexualize calculus. many many options.

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