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1. Dr. Exophile or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rock by gangstabilbo

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ryland Grace/Rocky
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Getting Together
   • Journey to Erid (Project Hail Mary)
   • Mutual Pining
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Wet Dream
   • Smut & Humor
   • Ryland Grace is Cringe af
   • But we love him for it
   • POV First Person
   • POV Alternating
   • aspec ryland grace
   • Horny to the Point of Invention
   • and so
   • Sex Through Sound!
   • Egg Laying
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • professional yappologists in the sack
   • Light Angst
   • Infidelity
   • Rocky is a Little Shit (Project Hail Mary)
   • Unreliable Narrator

   Summary

   Bored on the journey back to Earth Ryland remembers masturbation exists, then his old roommate moves back in and things get Awkward.

   or: Rocky learns about Grace's ability to masturbate and totally doesn't get jealous over that.

   or: Two nerds jerk each other off.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,079

   Chapters:

   2/3

   Comments:

   23

   Kudos:

   156

   Bookmarks:

   24

   Hits:

   1,137