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    Summary

    The word "uncharacteristic" could never apply to Wade Wilson. He had no character to speak of, and if actions are stars that can be connected to form a discernible constellation, well, then Wade was a super-fucking-massive-blackhole.

    But if there is one thing that one might have been able to call slightly "uncharacteristic" of Deadpool, then it was caring for the welfare of another human being. For the welfare of anything, really, but especially for that of a tiny, doe-eyed kid with slightly creepy spider-powers.

    So, why HAD he rescued the cute little bastard from an evil research lab with an objective eerily similar to the government testing that had given him an accelerated healing factor--and had inadvertently made him batshit fucking crazy?

    Hell if he knew--he's batshit fucking crazy.

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