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1. Tell Me How by MoNotromatic

   Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   21 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Daiwa Scarlet/Vodka (Uma Musume)
   • Aston Machan & Daiwa Scarlet & Vodka (Uma Musume)
   • Daiwa Scarlet (Uma Musume)
   • Vodka (Uma Musume)
   • Aston Machan (Uma Musume)
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • How Do I Tag
   • they make me sick
   • They're so cute they make me HOMOPHOBIC
   • I promise Aston Machan won't become a plot device
   • Slow Burn
   • I actually update daily?!?!
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   There's no point fretting over things you can't control. Just pretend they don't exist.

    

   A retelling of Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet's real life careers.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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