Chapter Text
Adult Needed
Alamamaian Headache
Alien Author
The Altar
Apocalypse Hair
Armageddon
Baby’s First Wattpad
The Batemans / Pat & Patty
Blood
Blues Mobile
Boiled Ice Cream
Carrie
Cause I Owe Him Money?
Cause of Death: Caffeine Overdose
Charles H. Whitaker II
Creampie of Doom
David
Dead Girl in the Pool
Death of the Duchess
Did I Mean That?
Easter Eggs
Expert Knowledge of Author
Fallen Son
Frozen Soup
The German Train
Hannibal’s Type
Headstone Dates
The Help Should Look for a Different Job
Holding Out for a Hero
The House in the Mountains
I’m Too Old For This
Irish Exit
James Gatz
Jourathan’s Journey
Killing a Kennedy
Knowledge of Author
Lady of the Manor
Let Them Die
Man of the House
Might I Suggest Waterboarding
Miranda Reddington
Murdered Daughter
Nowhere but the Family Tree
Oh No, This Is Going To Come Back To Bite Them
Outside Your Window
Paperwork
Personality of Author Detected
Rachel Geller
Rain in the East
They Killed Kenny
This Is It
What Are You Doing Here?
White Woman in White
Why Are You Even Here?
You Know What, I Get It
Y/N Parents