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1. Sorry if I made me your type by pleasesmith

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
   • Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Evan Rosier
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Mary Macdonald & Evan Rosier Friendship
   • Lesbian Dorcas Meadowes
   • Pansexual Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Evan Rosier is a Little Shit
   • Alcohol
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Fluff
   • Title from an Ariana Grande Song
   • French Regulus Black
   • Barty Crouch Jr. & James Potter Friendship
   • Regulus Black is So Done
   • James Potter is a Ray of Sunshine
   • Remus Lupin & Evan Rosier Friendship

   Summary

   Evan is pissed at Barty for talking to his crush James. He makes a plan to investigate what the secret whispers James and Barty share by creating a fake identity to talk to Barty.

   Too bad that Barty gets a little too attatched to his fake friend...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,173

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   5

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