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1. you can count on me to misbehave by lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Dom/sub
   • Praise Kink
   • Face Slapping
   • Spanking
   • Impact Play
   • Face-Fucking
   • lightly implied petplay but it's not really a factor
   • kinda brat taming except not really because dan folds like tissue paper
   • he's a brat for all of two seconds really. he wants to be good. tell him hes good
   • Aftercare
   • actually ridiculously sappy. bc it's them

   Summary

   “Are you gonna be a menace when we’re recording today, then?” he asks when Dan offers absolutely no help in making breakfast either. It might as well be rhetorical; Phil already knows the answer. Knows Dan’s going to see exactly how much he can get away with.

   Dan pouts a little. “Oi! I can be good.”

   “You will be,” Phil says calmly, and bites back a grin at the way Dan’s breath hitches. He’s so transparent, so awfully easy to read, his Dan. Phil loves him terribly.

   (or: dan is a menace. phil knows exactly how to deal with him.)

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